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Why am I speaking French? You’ve all heard and seen those high energy commercials with people who yell, jab their fingers, and jump up and down? Well, French seemed like the exact opposite. I’m having a sale, but I don’t want it come off like a used car commercial or one of those “Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!” dragster event radio ads.