Are you on Twitter? Want to get a coupon for $5 off with no minimum purchase at my little shop? You’ll find books, booklets, zines, and fitness products written and produced by yours truly. All you have to do is either follow me or retweet this, and I’ll direct message you with the coupon. C’est facile, ne est-ce pas?
Why am I speaking French? You’ve all heard and seen those high energy commercials with people who yell, jab their fingers, and jump up and down? Well, French seemed like the exact opposite. I’m having a sale, but I don’t want it come off like a used car commercial or one of those “Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!” dragster event radio ads.
Robert Mitchell Jr. 