The Tentacle Porn Reclassification (and your WOD)

Here’s the cover to my new supernatural romance eBook bundle. Pretty, huh?

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

For some reason I had this idea that my books would fare better if reclassified as Supernatural Romance instead of as Horror.   Maybe it had been preconceived notions or simple machismo that had clouded my eyes before,  but I had the realization that my novels were actually romances.

So that’s where I put them.

And this morning I scoped out the competition, and what do I see?  Books with titles that include words like BBW, Sexy, Wild, Penetration, Lust, Erotic, and so on. I’m up against a bundle called “Monster Lovers” which apparently contains “Tentacles, Demons and Slenderman, Nonhuman, Kinky, Fetish, Supernatural, Impregnation, Pagan, Paranormal Erotica.”

Wonderful.  I mean, to each his own.  I’m not hating — read what you want.  I’m just a little disappointed because I had hoped to find my books lined up with similar books.  Is that so much to ask?

If you want to pre-order out my Supernatural/Paranormal Romance Bundle — which contains non-explicit sex between caring partners but no tentacle porn — here are the links.

• Pre-order at iTunes
• Pre-order at Barnes & Noble
• Pre-order at Smashwords in any eBook format
• Pre-order for your KOBO eReader

I also wrote a calisthenics book that ‘s selling like hotcakes. Gitcha some.

And now for your WOD:

• AMSAYC in 11 minutes of 8 Fingertip Push-ups, 8 Twisters, and 8 (per leg ) Front Lunges.
• 4 x 3:00/1:00 of Weapon Combos vs. air.  Go hard or go home — full power practical combos from close to long range.    Combo Example with Cane: Two-handed bracing strike to face, two-handed poke x3 (high, low, mid-section), clearing maneuver x3, overhand figure 8 x3.  Alternate hands/stances.