Category Archives: Writing

The Purpose of a Giraffe

So proud that I my article The Purpose of a Giraffe was accepted by The Tusk. Check it out.

The Future of Maintenance

This past Sunday I had to replace a burned out brake light in my wife’s Hyundai Veracruz.  It’s a complete pain in the butt to get the tail light assembly off this vehicle because of how the assembly is engineered.  I looked online for tips on how to slide it out.  Plenty of videos, but in every single one of them the assembly just seems to magically slide out.  So, once I solved the riddle of how to do it, I shot my own video and put it up.

The confluence of two currents — digital engineering and planned obsolescence — has created a maelstrom into which the amateur mechanic has been sucked to his doom.  Over time, vehicles and major appliances have become increasingly hard for non-professionals to work on.  As a friend of mine’s grandfather used to say, “To work on a Model T you needed three tools: a rag, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.  And the rag was the most important one.”

Now, more than ever, it is essential for us to stop throwing stuff out and making more.  It drives me crazy when people go out and buy energy-efficient cars and appliances when the old ones were working just fine.  It’s often better for the environment to keep the old appliance because of the energy and resources required to make a new product.  Even though energy efficiency is ever-increasing, it’s often more efficient to just run the old one longer.

The Modulon

In my vision of the future, a car manufacturer markets a car called the Modulon.  It’s super easy to work on.  It comes with access to an online maintenance guide, and a cable that you use to hook up the vehicle to your computer or tablet so that you can run diagnostics.  Everything comes apart with nuts bolts and screws.

Built with industrial quality, the Modulon’s design changes as little as possible year over year so that as many parts as possible can be swapped between models.  Every part of the car is designed for longevity and easy repair.

The digital engineering files are available in the online maintenance guide as well.  This allows enterprising owners with 3-D printers to make plastic replacement parts at home, such as dash parts, trim pieces, and buttons, and those with laser cutters/sculptors to make metal parts.  It also allows custom fabricators to easily make fancy, custom parts and sell them in online shops.

Somebody should contact the guys over at Local Motors and pitch the concept.  Who knows, they might be down.  Hell, if I had the time, I’d join the forums and pitch it myself.

Karma and Advanced Metaphysics

I’ve never been a huge believer in Karma.  It’s never been in my wheelhouse (You get it, right?  Wheelhouse, as in the wheel of Karma?).  Anyway, this video bleeped on my radar by way of the geniuses at Disinfo and I watched it.

Although Thad starts off sounding a little weird and shaky, he finishes strong.  A very interesting take on an ancient concept.  Check out the big brain on Thad!

Not saying I’m now a cheerleader for Karma, but I recommend the video for it’s mind expanding potential.

And I recommend Disinfo in general.  It’s not always metaphysical.  Sometimes it’s political, or entertaining, or just plain scary.

Follow them on twitter or something.  They kick ass.

Pulling Instead of Pushing

I have been in leadership positions for over 25 years, from raising kids and teaching martial arts to business management and personnel coaching roles.  One of the secrets to my success, as I pointed out in my booklet LEAD!, is pulling people instead of pushing them.  Very few people are motivated by pushing, but almost everybody responds to a pull.

What’s the difference between pushing and pulling?

  1. Pushing:  “Did you forget that the deadline is tomorrow?  If you don’t make that deadline it’s going to be a disaster!  What are you doing to make sure that you’re going to make the deadline?”
  2. Pulling: “We’re going to need to work together to hit that deadline tomorrow.  What do you think we should do to make sure we do?  What can I do to help?”

Pushing is like shoving a person in the direction you want them to go.  Pulling is like taking someone by the hand and leading them toward a mutually beneficial destination.

Just now I saw a tweet (see below) and I clicked the link.  In it, world famous life coach Tony Robbins talks about the three types of motivation — pushing, pulling, and incentive — and relates a story about how he used pull motivation to encourage President Obama to change his second term governing strategy.  Not a huge fan of Tony Robbins, but this is basic stuff, and he got this right.  If you’re not using pull motivation, your leadership engine is not running at maximum potential.

The same goes for martial arts.  If you are not using pulling strategies in addition to pushing ones, you’ll never fully control the space in which the conflict takes place.  There are three ways to get an opponent where you want them — you can push them, you can pull them, and you can draw them — and they all have their time and place.

On the mat or in self defense you can use pushing to your heart’s content.  You are, after all, involved in a conflict.  But in leadership, use pushing to your peril.  People don’t like conflict and they don’t like to be pushed.  They’d much rather be pulled.

Cabal Fang, Rising

Third_WaveThe Order of the Third Wave, an order of Cabal Fang, has just formed in New Zealand.  If you are in the Palmerston North area,  and you’re interested in practicing Cabal Fang martial arts, get more info here.

This is a big day for Cabal Fang and for me.  I get several inquiries a year from people thinking about starting clubs, but few actually make a go of it.  Fewer still stick with it for more than a few weeks or even go to the trouble of creating a presence online.  The Order of the Third Wave has already proved itself to be made of stiffer stuff.

cf_PIC_pngFor my readers who aren’t familiar with Cabal Fang, she’s the martial art I officially gave birth to in 2009.  I’ve written two books about her, and there’s nothing else like her.  It takes a special kind of person to practice Cabal Fang, and an especially strong and brave person to start on order.  Why?  Because in Cabal Fang there are no gurus or instructors, only elders and friends.  Each student of Cabal Fang is in charge of his or her own education.  There is no one to tell you what to do, nobody to write a curriculum for you, no belt system to rank you, no uniform to set you apart.  You have to bite your mouthpiece and wade in with courage.

Cabal Fang is my baby.  The formation of the Order of the Third Wave is a big step for her.  It’s like putting your child on airplane to New Zealand.  You want her to go and have fun, but you’re a tad nervous about her flying alone for the first time.

But you know what?  I think she’s going to be fine.  She’s a powerful young woman, and she’s in good hands.

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Yummy and Compliant Breakfast Bars

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What’s left of the Lärabar I ate on the way to work yesterday. Pecan pie. Mmmmmm…

Last week I was struggling with breakfast.  Specifically, I was searching the web for a breakfast bar recipe.  The ones I found were complicated as all hell.  I was looking for a way to simplify my work-week mornings and save time, not for a two-hour food prep project to weigh me down every Sunday.

You’re thinking, “Dude, there are fifty million brands of granola bars on the market — just pick one and eat it!”  My answer is that granola is mostly oatmeal.  I have slow-emptying stomach, and oatmeal has a tendency to make me nauseous and gassy. Granola bars are out.

Into my internet search pops something called a Lärabar.  Apparently these things have been around for over ten years, and news of their existence has not reached beneath the rock under which I live.  They contain only fruit, nuts and spices.  As luck would have it, they were on sale at Kroger, 10 for $10.00.  So I bought a box of various flavors and tried them out.

Holy crap.

They are moist, bordering on wet, and they melt in your mouth. The fruit ones are a little tart, but in the best possible way.  The nutty varieties are my favorites though.  The pecan pie flavor is ridiculously good, so much so that I felt like I was eating dessert.  They’re only about 200 calories and compliant with most every diet you can think of because they are gluten free, soy free, GMO free, Vegan, and contain no added sugar.  These are perfect for the Paleodiet and SIBO folks.

And you don’t have to cook all day on Sundays to have breakfast bars for the week.

Blog Traffic Gone Wild!

Five year traffic history on this blog.

Five year traffic history on this blog.  What the…?

When I started this blog almost five years ago, I thought it would just be a way for me to vent.  I figured there was plenty of room on WordPress for some of the nagging thoughts, feelings, and frustrations cluttering up my head.  Why not let some of them out?

I had no idea this blog would turn out to be this popular or that I’d connect with so many cool, creative, talented, people.

You guys are the best.  I don’t know what else say other than just “thanks.”

Couple of Recipes

This is my lunchbox.  Yes, I'm a 53-year-old low-level executive who takes his lunch to work in this box and puts it in the fridge.  Surprisingly, people still take me seriously in meetings.

This is my lunchbox. Yes, I’m a 53-year-old low-level executive who carries this Watchmen lunchbox and puts it in the office fridge. And yes, people still take me seriously in meetings.

It’s been weeks since I put up any recipes.  Here’s a couple I came up with last week — love ’em or hate ’em, these are both the product of my own kitchen genius. Or lack thereof.  You decide.

Brussels Sprouts with Ham

  • 1 pkg frozen Brussels sprouts
  • Several slices of spiral ham
  • 1/4 cup french fried onions
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Trim all fat and skin from ham and place in a 1 quart covered sauce pan with 1 cup of water.  Bring to a boil.  Add Brussels Sprouts and set timer for 10 minutes.  While that’s cooking, cube ham into strips and toss it into a non-stick skillet over medium-low heat.  Toss it around, allowing it to get warm and brown up a bit.  When the timer beeps, strain the sprouts and put them in a bowl.  Add ham, salt and pepper to taste, and toss.  Sprinkle with french fried onions and serve.

Veggie Dip

I needed a serving of veggie dip to put in my lunch box with some carrots.  So I got one of those really small resealable containers and put in 2 tablespoons of olive oil mayo, 1 tablespoon of sour cream, and about 1/2 teaspoon of salt-free seasoning (I used Mrs. Dash Original Flavor).  Stirred it up, capped it off, put it in my lunch box, and tucked it into the office fridge.  Four hours later the seasonings had softened and permeated the mix.  It was delish.

They Live! The Counter-Culture Must-See Holiday Movie

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A Christmas present from my coworkers…

A few months ago some folks at work overheard me talking about how much I love the movie They Live.  Bless their little souls, yesterday they gave me the DVD as a Christmas present.  I watched it as soon as I got home last night.

Let me now explain to you why you must see it, and why the holiday season is the perfect time to do so.

The movie is based on a story by Ray Nelson called “Eight O-clock in the Morning.”  Ray is now 83 years old and is remembered primarily as the inventor of the airplane propeller beanie.  But he could just as well be famous for teaming up with Michael Moorcock to smuggle banned books out of Paris, for teaming up with Philip Dick to write The Ganymede Takeover, or for being friends with Allen Ginsberg and William S. Burroughs.  If you know anything about the wacko, counter-culture, Beat Generation friends that Ray cultivated, you now have an idea what to expect from this tale.

Carpenter’s version of the story isn’t perfect.  The tone is mixed, switching from comedic to creepy at the drop of a hat, and the effects are rather uneven (some of them are quite good by 1988 standards, others are just plain awful).  It’s a low budget production for sure, and there are times when you cringe at the sets.  The movie starts off a little slow.

But when the hero, played by pro wrestler Roddy Piper, puts on the sunglasses and utters one of the best movie lines in movie history, you better hold on to your seats.  “I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass,” Piper says.  “And I am all out of bubble gum.”

They Live is a scathing critique of commercialism, advertising, greed, and our entire society, but it manages to get it done without preachiness or pretense.  Is it perfect?  No.  But watching this movie is like finding a diamond ring in your Velveeta, and when you’re done you may not look at your TV, your boss, or your congressman the same way again.  You may even feel pretty stupid about the credit card bills you racked up to put presents under the Christmas tree.

A surprisingly good performance from “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and a great job by journeyman actor Keith David.  Directed by John Carpenter, the genius behind Halloween, Escape from New York, and Big Trouble in Little China. Dozens of memorable lines of dialogue.  One of the best fight scenes in the history of cinema.  Great premise.

It all comes together to make pure, B-movie magic.

Tom Laughlin and the Legacy of Billy Jack

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My Billy Jack Freedom School t-shirt.

Earlier this month, on December 12th, it came to mind that it was the one year anniversary of the passing of Tom Laughlin.  For the past couple of weeks I’ve been thinking hard about what I might say.

I suppose that nowadays most folks don’t even know who Tom Laughlin is, don’t remember Billy Jack, and might wonder why I’d remember or care.  Laughlin was the man who created and portrayed the character Billy Jack, as well as wrote and directed the movies in which he starred.

Laughlin’s Billy Jack is a strange figure in a series of very unconventional movies.  The character, and the films, are the fusion cuisine of the independent movie world.   It makes no sense how good it is to have Korean BBQ and kimchi on a taco, or curried rice in sushi.  It also makes no sense how amazing it is to watch Billy Jack, a former Green Beret, defend hippies from evil preppies in cowboy hats.  With the acumen of a super chef, Laughlin threw everything in the pot.  Billy Jack is a “half-breed”  who uses “karate” (actually Hapkido, thanks to the choreography and stunt doubling of Bong Soo Han).  He’s a man of peace who cannot keep his temper, a strong and quiet loner given to the occasional soliloquy, a crazy mix of cultures, perspectives, and personalities.

And the movies are just as schizophrenic as their main character, slipping back and forth between genres as easily as a shuttle through a Navajo loom.  These things are equal parts pulp, action, drama, and political thriller.  You might see kids singing kumbaya in this act, and a violent rape scene with exposed breasts in the next.  One movie he’d be karate-chopping a pedophile.  In the next he’d get appointed to a Congressional seat.  You never knew if he was going to go on a vision quest or barricade himself in a building with a rifle.

And so you see, Billy Jack is America in all it’s bi-polar glory.

We Americans can’t agree on anything, not even what we are or what we stand for.  But dammit, we know what we are and what we like when we see it, and we flocked to the theater in the millions to see Billy Jack right wrongs in all his wacko glory.  It didn’t matter if you were a hippie or a square, a commie, a Republican or a Democrat, you were a fan.

As a kid Billy Jack inspired me to stand up against bullies and racists on the schoolyard.  Later, as a young father badly in need of exercise, discipline, and character development, Billy Jack was on my mind when I turned to Korean Karate for help (and truth be told, so was Kwai Chang Caine).  The martial arts transformed me.  They are a part of me now.  Those who knew me then no longer recognize me.

Later still, during Tom’s two presidential runs, he taught me about activism, politics, and what’s wrong with our two-party system.  He never got equal time on TV, but once the internet took off, you could watch his videos and read his articles.  He loved to punctuate his stuff  with all caps, and the old website wasn’t the greatest.  But you could just tell how much he deeply cared about his country and all its people.  Tom’s  enthusiasm and energy blasted off the webpage.

And you could also read about Jungian psychology, which just so happened to be relevant to my studies in mysticism and self exploration.  Tom was an internationally renowned expert on Jung, a sought after lecturer on the subject.  If he had never made a single movie and had never run for president, he’d still be remembered for his work in Jungian studies.

I’d like to think that if Tom was still around we’d see eye-to-eye on a lot of things.  I always fantasized that I might someday get permission from Tom to write some novels featuring his character.  With Tom gone, and his endearing wife Delores suffering from Alzheimer’s, that probably won’t ever happen.

But, like Tom and his character Billy Jack, I’ve never been one to give up just because it’s impossible.  I sent an email to his estate.  I offered to write a Billy Jack novel and donate 100% of the proceeds to the care of Delores Taylor.

What can I say?  I allowed Tom and his amazing character to inspire me.  Would I have turned out like this if I’d never met Tom or Billy?  Who knows.  I just know that lots of things will inspire you, if you’ll just let them.