Fairy Tale Valley: Martial Arts Training Involution #227

This is the last T.I. in the September focus of grappling, so this week we’re going sop up every bit of our grappling gravy before we move on to October.

On left is a shot of my 5’1″ and 105 lb daughter in the grip of a Scarf Hold.  One of my favorite escape hatches from this attack is known as a Valley Roll.  Read on and watch the video below.

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And now on with the show…

Fairy Tale Valley: Martial Arts T.I. #227

  • Warm-up thoroughly for at at least 8 minutes. Do 2-3 minutes each of (a) jumping rope (b) light calisthenics and (c) shadowboxing, forms, or light heavy bag work, or 8 minutes of MBF.
  • Grappling Conditioner #1. Set timer 10 mins. Grab a medicine ball, slam ball or sandbag in the 10 – 30 lb. range.  Pretend it’s an attacker’s head or neck and lay on the choke, lock or hold of your choice with maximum squeezing power and complete 10 Rear Lunges.  Then relax your grip and complete 10 Sprawls (beginners put the ball down for this, advanced folks take it with you).  Then place the ball on the floor, put your hands on it, and complete 10 Smearing Push-ups (beginners hands in diamond shape, advanced with hands overlapped in an “X”).  Repeat until the timer beeps.
  • Do 25 Valley Rolls.  See video below.  If you have a partner, great.  If not, get out your floor bag, take a nice grip on it, and start rolling.
  • Run fast, walk quiet.  Set a timer for 5 minutes.  Run as fast and as you can for 3 seconds and then get down — take a knee, baseball slide to your side, dive to prone position, etc. — as if avoiding gunfire. Stay down for a 3 to 10 seconds, then run again.  This is called an IMT run — I learned about them from Mark Hatmaker here.  For frontier flavor and to keep track of your three seconds, say “Messanik kakew!” (mess-AH-neek ka-KAY-ow) which is Powhatan for “running squirrel.”  When the timer beeps, spend 5 more minutes practicing your silent walking.  Make sure your feet are properly oriented, knees are flexed just right, and you are rolling your feet.  Purposely pick varying surfaces — grass, sidewalk, gravel, leaves — so that you can experience the varying dynamics, and make sure that you are habituating good foot placement choices.
  • Fairy tale reading.  Fairy tales are not silly, made-up fantasies. They are stories washed free of every unimportant detail by millennia of re-telling — 100% pure and refined meta-truth.  Read one (if you can’t find one, read the one from Issue #9 of SHIFT).  This month’s internal focus is journaling.   So after you read that fairy tale, get out your journal and write your personal fairy tale.  What have your challenges been?  Where are you going?  How are you going to live happily ever after?  And then jot down your training activities — if it ain’t in the training journal it didn’t happen!



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SHIFT Issue #9: Rolling Valleys, Demon Slaying and the Arehkan

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IN THIS Month’s ISSUE…

Where the demons are, the tracks of the “arehkan,” how to escape a standing Scarf Hold and the fairy tale “The White Snake”

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Christian Politics?

According to a survey widely reported in 2019, the three leading reasons young people give for leaving Christianity are:

  1. Church members are judgmental or hypocritical
  2. Lack of connection to others in attendance
  3.  Disagreement with the church’s stance on political or social issues

All three of these reasons, in my opinion, come down to one central problem:  Christianity has shifted its attention away from the central message and onto things that are divisive, especially politics.

To hear more, listen to my Sunday message below.

 

Attack and Track, Cram and Exam: Martial Arts Training Involution #226

My son Robert puts a scarf hold on David. Note (1)  forearm bone aligned with cheek bone and mastoid process and (2) Gable grip.  Instant tap.

The September focus is grappling (a.k.a. “stand-up wrestling”, a.k.a. “the clinch”).  Being able to handle yourself in this range is key to real self-defense.

In this week’s involution we’re going to hit you with a delightful bit of grappling fitness training followed by some technique training — namely the way to create space by using braced strikes and crams.

The clinch is where you avoid being carried away, forced to the ground, or smashed against a wall.  This is where the rubber hits the road!

By the way, if you like the kind of thing you find in these weekly T.I. you’d probably love one or both of my ebooks.  Click here to download them from Smashwords!

And now on with the show…

Attack and Track, Cram and Exam: Martial Arts T.I. #226

  • Warm-up thoroughly for at at least 8 minutes. Do 2-3 minutes each of (a) jumping rope (b) light calisthenics and (c) shadowboxing, forms, or light heavy bag work, or 8 minutes of MBF.
  • Attack.  Grappling Conditioner #2. Set timer for 3 x 3:00/1:00.  For each 3:00, Splay-n-Punch 1-2, Splay-n-Punch 1-2-3-4, Splay-n-Punch 1-2-3-4-5-6, etc. up to Splay-n-Punch 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, then start again.  If you’re not dawdling you should be able to get at least 5 climbs done during every 3:00 round — that’s 25 Sprawls and 150 punches.  For the 1:00 “rests” body-lock a heavy bag and squeeze it as hard as you can.  Take as many 12-count breaks as you must in order keep from reaching for the bucket.  I promise it’ll be over in 12 minutes.
  • Track.  Go for a walk in your neighborhood and see if you can find the tracks of an animal.  Tip: Look just after sunrise with the sun at an angle so that you can spot places where the morning dew has been lifted or disturbed.    Follow them as far as you can.  Sketch or photograph the tracks (and any droppings that may be associated with them) and see if you can identify them in a tracking book.  You never know when you may need to hunt for your next meal.
  • Cram.  3 rounds of braced crams.  Watch video below, then set timer for 3 x 3:00/1:00.  Round one, use your naked forearm to brace against, and strike, the bag.  Round two, use a short, blunt training weapon (a wooden knife, escrima stick, etc.).  Round three, a longer blunt training weapon (a jo staff, shinai, cane, bokken, etc.).

  • Exam.  Journaling “exercise.” This month’s internal focus is journaling, and the goal is to write in your journal every day this month.  Get out your journal and complete 5 clean Push-ups for every day this month you’ve failed to make a journal entry.  It’s no good setting benchmarks, creating to-do items, planning, tracking progress, or any of that if you aren’t self-evaluating.  Try to make an entry every day, even if it’s only one sentence.  If you forget or get sidetracked, don’t sweat it, just start again.   Include your training activities — if it ain’t in the training journal it didn’t happen!


TWO MARTIAL ARTS DISTANCE LEARNING PROGRAMS AVAILABLE. 100% free and operated through my non-profit, Cabal Fang is a martial arts for personal development, self-defense and fitness. If Frontier Rough ‘n’ Tumble — the fighting arts, survival skills, lifeways and ethos of the colonial and indigenous peoples of North American during the frontier period (1607 – 1912) — is more to your liking, check out Bobcat Frontier Martial Arts, my for-profit martial art project. Click either photo to get started today!

Braced Crams with Weapons Long and Short

There’s no way in hell’s half-acre you can be sure what falls to hand when fighting for your life.  Might be anything from a broomstick to a butcher knife.

The mechanics of things vary a great deal by length and such.

So if you care to exit a self-defense situation on the vertical, you’d best be prepared to handle tools properly.

Real Life Demon Slayer Revisited

Real Life Demon Slayer: Training Involution #141, which I published back in January 2019, is one of my popular posts and has thousands of views.  So I decided to create a video version this morning.

If you think the video is fun, go back and read the original blog post to get more detail.

Here you go — enjoy!

 


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Hitches and Stitches: Martial Arts Training Involution #225

If you like the kind of thing you find in these weekly T.I. you’d probably love one or both of my ebooks pictured on the left.  Click here to download them from Smashwords!

FYI, the September focus for Cabal Fang is Grappling (a.k.a. “the clinch” or stand-up wrestling) and the symbol is the Quill — so the T.I.s will revolve around those two pole stars for the course of the month.

And now on with the show…

Hitches and Stitches: Martial Arts T.I. #225

  • Warm-up thoroughly for at at least 8 minutes. Do 2-3 minutes each of (a) jumping rope (b) light calisthenics and (c) shadowboxing, forms, or light heavy bag work, or 8 minutes of MBF.
  • Grappling Conditioner #4.  Complete the following as fast as you can: 50 Get-ups, 50 Bodybuilders, and 250 strikes vs. heavy bag.  Take as few 12-count breaks as you need in order to finish, and see if you can beat my PR of 18:45.
  • Learn to tie a sliding sheet bend hitch.  Very useful for tying a quick-release, cinching, collapse-resistant loop in the end of a line.  What if you needed to put a loop around a friend’s waist or ankle in a rescue situation?  Perfect!
  • Journaling exercise.  It’s no good thinking up goals and making resolutions if you don’t do “the work.”  What’s “the work?”  Things like setting benchmarks, creating to-do items, planning, tracking progress, establishing, evaluating and re-evaluating metrics — but most especially being in touch with what you are doing and why.  Try to make an entry every day, even if it’s only one sentence.  If you forget or get sidetracked, don’t sweat it, just start again.   Include your training activities — if it ain’t in the training journal it didn’t happen!


TWO MARTIAL ARTS DISTANCE LEARNING PROGRAMS AVAILABLE. 100% free and operated through my non-profit, Cabal Fang is a martial arts for personal development, self-defense and fitness. If Frontier Rough ‘n’ Tumble — the fighting arts, survival skills, lifeways and ethos of the colonial and indigenous peoples of North American during the frontier period (1607 – 1912) — is more to your liking, check out Bobcat Frontier Martial Arts, my for-profit martial art project. Click either photo to get started today!

SHIFT #8: Orion, the Woodland Peewee and More

The newest issue of my twice-monthly newsletter SHIFT is out today!

Click the photo to take a peek.  Almost every issue has some sort of coupon for reduced price downloads of my ebooks or discounts at Mitch’s General Store.

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Girl Power and the Culture War: Symptom or Cure?

Is there a relationship between the surge in female superheroes in movies and on TV and what’s going on in the culture?

Well, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the new version of Wonder Woman has the Star of Ishtar on her diadem.

Symbols are condensed pictures.  So if a picture is worth 1,000 words, a symbol is worth 10,000.  Watch the video below.


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ISHTAR OF THE GATE a Poem

Ishtar of the Gate

I am Ishtar of the Gate
Venus, morning and evening star
Queen of Heaven on my way to the East
Shedding seven garments I descend into Hell
Ascending I put them on again
and rise to my throne

I am Mary, mother of God
My star rises over Bethlehem in the East
Suffering Seven Sorrows I descend into Hell
Elevated by Seven Joys I ascend to my coronation
Queen of Heaven, in wisdom I reared the son
With my breast I sustained him

Eternal opener of the ways am I
No man cometh to the Father except by the Son
Neither to the Son except by the Mother
Follow me to the King of Kings


“Hey Mitch, what’s this poetry thing all about?” I want to collaborate with Blue Öyster Cult and I’m hoping the Öyster Boys will think this would make a good lyric.

Did you know I wrote a paranormal/mystery/romance book inspired by Blue Öyster Cult’s lyrical themes?  Click here to download it here for free!

The cover to my book “Chatters on the Tide” inspired by the music of Blue Öyster Cult