A New Way of Xmas Being (Adbusters)

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I got this email from Adbusters the other day and I thought I’d share.

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Attention shoppers!

As our planet gets warmer, as animals go extinct, as the humans get sicker, as our economies bail and our politicians grow ever more twisted, we still find ourselves lurching to suck from the breast of the capitalismo machine. This is our solace, our sedative – consumerism is the opiate of the masses.

We’re in a state of “pathological consumption,” George Monbiot explains, “a world-consuming epidemic of collective madness, rendered so normal by advertising and the media that we scarcely notice what has happened to us.”

For those of us who do notice it, who decry it, abstain, and try to eschew capitalism … Christmas is the one time where we suddenly absolve ourselves of this stance, as we feel compelled, by a strange and powerful force within, to join in the momentous, orgiastic ritual of America’s consumerist cult.

As we max out our credit cards, we hope we will become America’s economic heroes – saving the nation from the fiscal cliff. But instead, we plummet further into a complicated recession, and as our spirits sink once again, the economists coo into our ears that there is a way out – consume more, they say! This is the paradox of our addiction – filling the void only to fall deeper into it.

The call to consume less – where it is heard – is denounced as pedantic, naive, authoritarian, even insane.

Decide for yourself where the insanity lies. Four out of five Americans are on Adderall, Ritalin or Prozac. One in three are obese. People in the Congo are massacred to facilitate our latest smart phone upgrades. America, Europe, Canada, Australia, we are all living 5 planet lifestyles. If you still need a reason to stop consuming – consider that manufacturing and consumption are responsible for more than half of the global carbon dioxide emissions. And if we heat up just 4 degrees more, we will witness a total and irreversible collapse of human civilization. We’re killing ourselves – and even as the denial about global warming is slowly breaking over us, we still choose – sheeplike – to join the throngs in the malls. Without significant rituals, we clamour to participate in the only ones we have, like the Christmas shopping binge, driven by our desire for meaning – of which our culture is devoid.

It’s not the “fiscal cliff” you should worry about … it’s the culture, stupid! We are hanging by a nail onto our collective sanity – a cultural cliff hanger.

Buy Nothing Christmas gets to the heart of this matter. Reclaiming the ritual of this magical season – consciously and deliberately – is a radical, emancipatory choice. As Christmas approaches, can you find the strength to break the addiction, to wake up from the nightmare … will you be brave enough to plant the seed of a new way of being? Make your life a demonstration, a defiance, a piece of art, a heroic journey. Start this Christmas – dare to gather your friends and family together and vow to do it differently this year.

And if you’re ready, bring this message to the streets. From now until the New Year, gather your fellow revellers and march around NYC’s Times Square – the iconic centre of global advertising – proudly holding up #BUYNOTHINGXMAS signs for the whole world to see.

Here’s to the coming year of the snake!

From all of us here at Adbusters

Martial Arts Aren’t for Kids

Getting “Wisdom of the Raven: The Mystic Way of Cabal Fang” ready for publication on Smashwords started me thinking about the reasons I started Cabal Fang.  One of the big reasons is that I no longer wanted to be teach people how to be obedient cogs in the Civilization Machine.  And then I realized that, although I’ve told all my friends, I’d never publicly explained my position on martial arts for kids.

First of all, let me say that I taught Korean Karate (TKD/TSD hybrid arts) to inner city kids for years through the YMCA and City of Richmond Recs & Parks. I meant well, and I believe 99% of martial arts instructors mean well too.  But I noticed first hand some things that others didn’t seem to see, and I stopped teaching kids.  Eventually I developed Cabal Fang — which I specifically designed for adults only.

Martial arts can be great for adults.  Here’s why I don’t recommend it for children.

Kids don’t learn that fighting is a dangerous last resort.

Martial arts indirectly teach kids that fighting is ‘cool.’  Sometimes they even do it directly and without shame.  I recently saw a martial arts school website where they advertised pizza and “martial arts movie nights” for kids — which is basically a babysitter armed with bad food and even worse messages.

Direct messages like the example above are easy to spot, but the indirect ones are less obvious.  The first problem is that no sane instructor is going to let kids fight with any level of contact approaching realism.  The kids spar at a very low contact level while layered in padded foam.  Fighting is rendered a safe and innocent-seeming ballet of violence.  Kids aren’t stupid.  No matter what the master says, they get the message of the action: that fighting is cool and fun.

Kids don’t learn self-discipline.

What they learn is that you have to take orders from adults and more advanced students if you’re going to get your next belt.  That’s a far cry from self-discipline.  If you want your kid to learn how to be a good little soldier and obey the pecking order, you’ve come to the right place.  But not if you want to encourage your kid to form peer relationships with others and peacefully stand up to anyone for what they believe — kids, parents, and stupid adults included.

Kids don’t grasp the spiritual side of the martial arts.

As a general rule, kids can’t comprehend the intricacies of meditation and contemplation.  They will sit and pretend to be meditating because they know it won’t last very long and pretty soon, if they’re quiet and obedient, they’ll be allowed to bang on each other some more.

If you want to teach your kid self-discipline, that fighting is bad, and how to get along with others, enroll them in a team sport like Football, Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, etc. with a good coach.  Better yet, teach them yourself.  If you don’t know how, read a couple of good parenting books and the whole family will benefit.

If you’re dead set on self defense training for your child, enroll them in the school wrestling program or in a good Judo or Jiu Jitsu school (not MMA).  Just check out the coach/master first and make sure there’s no freakish weight-cutting going on and that there’s an emphasis on the team aspect.

Wrestling is full contact with no strikes.  At least your child will learn that fighting is dangerous and that it hurts.

Flash Fiction Challenge: The Last 1000 Words of a Non-Existent Novel

Here’s my entry into Chuck’s newest challenge over at Terribleminds…

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“Show it to me,” she said.

Lem held out the backpack and she snatched it from his hand.  She unzipped the top and peered into it with her good eye.  The one with the eyepatch over it seemed to be staring at him through the stiff black cloth.

“That’s it,” he said.

She held it at arm’s length and it hung there in there air.  Lem stared at it.

“You want me to take it back?”

“Yes, I want you to take it back you idiot,” she said.

“Why?” he asked.  “I did what you asked.”  He accepted the bag and put it in his lap.

Callie dug out a pack of cigarettes and stuck one in her mouth.  She shook her head left and right, a silent tsk-tsk.  She patted her pockets for matches.  Lem stared at the dangling cigarette.  There was no heat in the cafe and it was cold as hell.  He shivered.

A waitress appeared.

“What’ll you have?”  Her voice, muffled by a black fleece balaclava, made Lem recoil.  He could only see her eyes.  Callie didn’t flinch.

“Hot coffee,” she said.

“Okay, but…”

“Doesn’t matter what it costs,” Callie interrupted.

“Okay.  And you Sir?”

“Tea I guess, whatever you have,” Lem said.

“H or L?”

“L is fine.”

“Back in a minute,” the waitress mumbled.

Callie lit her smoke and fanned the match.  “That’s the best thing about life after the tip,” Callie said.  “Nobody sweats the petty stuff.  Like no-smoking laws.”

“There’s already so much wood smoke nobody notices,” Lem said.

“Aren’t you curious about why I gave you back the bag?” Callie asked.

“No,” he said.  He had learned a long time ago that she it was pointless to question or argue.

“You’re just going to do what I say?”

“Of course,” Lem said.  “Is that bad?  You aren’t mad are you?”

Callie stuck the butt in her mouth to free her hands and snapped her dreads into a bungee behind her head.

“Not mad.  Just sick to my stomach,” she said.  “You’ve got my heart in that bag and still you’re taking orders.”

“What? Why?  I thought that’s what you wanted,” he said.

The waitress came back with their mugs and set them down.  Callie whipped a ten dollar bill from the front pocket of her fatigue jacket and slapped it on the table.

“It’s eleven-oh-nine with tax.”

Callie screwed up her mouth and rummaged for a dollar and a handful of coins.  She took the last drag of her cigarette.

“Keep the change,” she said through the smoke.

When the waitress was gone Lem spoke first.

“Why are you mad?”

“I told you, I’m not mad,” Callie said.  She dropped the butt of her smoke on the floor and stomped it out.  “Disappointed.  I thought you might turn out to be more than this.”

“More than what?” Lem asked.  He hugged the bag and didn’t touch his lukewarm tea.  Callie took a tentative slurp from her steaming mug.  He couldn’t read her face.

“You know exactly what I mean,” she said.

And he did know.  She had never liked him or respected him.  All she wanted was the heart.  And now that he had brought it to her, she was saying it more or less out loud.

“I don’t know…”

“Just drink your bathwater,” Callie said, “When you’re done you can go chuck the heart into the granary.”

“Me?” Lem asked.  “Not me.”

“Yeah you,” she said.  “It’s clear we’re headed for a breakup.  I don’t need some pissed off ex-boyfriend ratting me out.  You need to be as dirty as me.”

Lem gaped back at her.

“Shut your flytrap,” she said and sipped her coffee.

He did not touch the tea, only sat silently and watched her smoke another cigarette.  She flicked the ashes on the floor and nobody noticed.  Through the thin wall he could hear cross-cut saws slicing wood to feed the back room boilers.  He knew something had to be done before there wasn’t a tree left on the planet, but he hadn’t done it for the trees.  He had stolen the heart for her.

“What if the virus isn’t viable?” he said suddenly.

“Shut up stupid,” Callie said.  She stood up abruptly and dragged him from the cafe by the shoulder of his coat.  She walked him like a prisoner down the street to the granary, and showed her employee card to the attendant.

“Taking my friend here for a job interview,” Callie said.

Lem allowed her to push him up the metal stairs of the dark warehouse, higher and higher into the heights of the rafters where the smog of corn dust and wood smoke was suffocating.

They stood at last staring down at the massive hopper into which two conveyor belts fed corn in a never-ending stream.

“Throw it in,” she said, barely audible over the sounds of the steam-powered mill.

“I can’t,” Lem said.  “Let’s not do it.  It’s almost three hundred years old and the virus probably isn’t viable anyway.”

“That’s not the point,” Callie said.  “I want you to feed that heart to the world.  Do it!”

“It might not even be real,” he begged.  “It’s only a legend anyway.”

Callie put her hands on the safety rail and stared at her boots.

“My god you are the most worthless sack of shit I have ever seen,” she said.  “I don’t care if it’s Louis the XVs’ heart or Louis the mail-man’s heart.  Throw the damned thing in the chute!”

“But I…”

“I hate you,” she said.  “I really fucking hate you.  You have no faith in what we’re doing, no self-respect, and no spine.  You never did…”

Lem looked at her, her arms folded on the rail, her forehead resting on her arms.  She was gone.  Even if he did what she wanted it was no use — she had said things that she could never take back.

“I was never a person to you was I?”

“I hoped you would become one,” she said, still looking down.  “But you never did.  You’re a worm.”

Lem dropped his backpack and walked over to her.  He put his arms around her waist and delicately lifted her over the rail and threw her into the hopper.  She didn’t have time to scream before she was swallowed by the corn and gone.

After her he tossed in the heart, backpack and all.

“Did too,” he said.

Validation of the Nature Cure

Some validation of what I’ve been saying for years in the form of a great article from Outside Magazine on “the surprising theory that nature can lower your blood pressure, fight off depression, beat back stress—and even prevent cancer.”

Not so surprising to me.

 

Restoring a Lost Word

Philistine (Phi*lis”tine):  A person deficient in liberal culture and refinement; one without appreciation of the nobler aspirations and sentiments of humanity; one whose scope is limited to selfish and material interests.  (Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, 1913 Edition)

Goethe said, ‘The Philistine not only ignores all conditions of life which are not his own, but also demands that the rest of mankind should fashion its mode of existence after his own.’

There are lots of these people around, and as it happens, there’s a word for them.  The problem is, when I use it in conversation people go all glassy-eyed.

Can we please add this word back to our everyday lexicon?

Money is not speech and corporations are

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Adbusters Printed My Letter

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The cover of the Adbusters issue in question.

Tonight when I reached the end of the month’s issue of Adbusters I discovered they had printed the letter I wrote them back in on Oct. 2nd.

If there’s a magazine anywhere with sharper intellectual chops and bigger balls I’d like to see it.  Sure, I know it’s just a letter.  But just seeing something I wrote show up in a magazine of this caliber is inspiring.

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My letter takes up half the page.

If you’re interested, here’s it is.

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Dear Adbusters:

I’m always so excited when you show up in my mailbox.  Sometimes my heart even beats fast.

Reading you is like listening to a stirring piece of music.  As your pages turn I’m inspired to create and work and pursue my dreams.  When I’ve turned your last page I often sit down to write.  Someday, if I live long enough and the stars align, I’ll be able to exit the corporate rat-race, write full-time, and support my family doing what I love to do.  I celebrate you, my paper friend, who comes by mail to visit awhile and offer support.

But I’m stricken also by the crash that comes later, the troughs between the swells of your visits.  I watch or read the news and see that the changes that are wrought are often reversed, that transformations in the world at large rarely last, that the losses seem to outweigh the wins.  For every corporate defeat there are two corporate success stories.  I look down the block at the signs in my neighbors’ yards and I see blue and red, but mainly red.  There is no green, no black, no rainbow.  I look at myself and see that, despite the strife and struggle in my heart, I live much the same as I always have.  I have made few sacrifices.

I live in fearful frustration.  I have a child, a partially disabled wife, an elderly mother and an elderly mother-in-law who depend on me to make a good wage and keep our bills paid.  When and how am I to protest when, should I be arrested or even captured on T.V., my corporate job would be stripped away?  Sometimes I fear that you offer me false hope and I become angry at you.  I think at times that you’re a fine one to talk — after all, you’re made out of paper and have nothing to lose.  Wouldn’t it be better, I think at these times, to just ignore you and acquiesce?  To just watch T.V. and wait for the weekends and party like everybody else who isn’t unemployed.  Wouldn’t I be happier?

And then you come in the mail again, and my spirits lift.  You do so much for me, I feel guilty for asking, but I have to ask a favor.  Could you show me the faces of those like myself who are trapped between the threat of jail and their responsibilities to others?  Could you tell the stories of parents and caregivers who long to march and scream, to resist and fight, to yell in the street at the feet of tyrants — the desperate ones who strain to fight but who cannot?

Thanks,

~Mitch

JCVD and GSP

Yes, as a spiritual person and a serious martial artist I am aware of the obvious criticisms of MMA, martial arts movies, and the men and women who participate in those activities.  I am often critical of both myself.

I am not a star-struck idol worshipper who thinks these guys are perfect.  But GSP (George St-Pierre) is probably the smartest, most professional, intelligent and skilled mixed martial artist alive today.  And as for JCVD (Jean-Claude Van Damme), you can’t say you know anything about what he’s capable of as an actor until you’ve seen the movie JCVD.  His spiritual side is clearly at war with his ego.  Sometimes his ego wins.  But at least there is a battle, which is more than many people can say.

Now, with all the qualifications done, let me say that JCVD and GSP are too much cool for one dojo.

Thanks to MMA Mania for the article about their budding friendship.

Wunderkammer and Crunchholdoh

Crunchholdoh.net album cover — if you guys spot this and ask me to take this down I will.  It’s really cool though, so I hope you don’t make me.

This weekend I was cleaning out my Sanctum Sanctorum (a.k.a. “The Shed” — my workout room and ritual space) and I came across some stuff from Zinefest (either 2010 or 2011, I can’t be sure).  Among them was a zine called “Wunderkammer” by Whitney Rainey and this CD by Crunchholdoh.net.  I’m pretty sure Whitney did the album cover — her style is pretty distinctive.

Whitney’s zine is thought provoking and well worth a read.  Someday, maybe at a future Zinefest, I’ll be able to look her up and discuss the imagery.  She seems to have a fascination for patriarchal, presidential figures like Teddy Roosevelt.  Based on imagery alone, I suspect she has the same conflicting feelings toward Teddy that I do — admiration for a tough old bird who may have been forward-thinking for his time, but fearful and distrusting of what worship of these figures has become.  Like all good art though, everyone who reads it will see something different.

On the way to work this morning I put the CD in the truck stereo and was treated to the existential earwig that is Crunchholdoh (Track 5, Addressing the Homeless is still stuck in my head).  I’m not a music critic, and I’m not very hip, but I’ll try to write a review by suggesting titles for this apparently untitled record: Echoes of Atari Mindscapes, Scales of the Infinite City, Metronomes and Thought Museums, Mode: Life-Mirrors.  Anyway, with the early morning sun coming in through the truck window, it was pretty magical.

It’s so amazing that people make art that enriches other people’s lives.  I don’t even know these people, and yet they made my day.

The “666” No-gear Workout

Run (6) twenty-five yard dashes, do (60) Prisoner Squats, and do (6) Jackknifes.  That’s the “Six/Sixty/Six.”  Repeat six times.  If you get it done in twenty minutes or less you may not be the beast but you are definitely a beast (it took me 24:48).