Here we go again. As usual, Hollywood thinks that actual mythology — despite the fact that it’s thousands of years old and still influencing culture the world over — isn’t good enough. It has to be improved upon, punched up, super-sized and apparently bleached. And so, rather than exploring the actual myths, in the upcoming film Gods of Egypt, we will instead follow the exploits of a human boy trying to put Horus back on his pedestal. Or something.
And, what’s more, this human boy and all of the “gods” he will be interacting with (save one token magical negro) will be portrayed by white actors.
I’m so disappointed with director Alex Proyas, who stunned me with The Crow (’94) and Dark City (’98). Sure, he really mucked up I, Robot (’04) and but bit off more than he could chew with Knowing (’09). But he was born in Alexandria for Pete’s sake, and I’ve seen what he can do when he’s on point.
Well, at least I’m not alone in my distaste — here’s a taste of the backlash. And here’s the trailer. Prepare to be so revolted that you actually have to press a hankie to your nose and swallow.
If I was casting this movie, these would be my picks: