Category Archives: Martial arts

A Message to Readers of my Cabal Fang eBooks

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If you gaze toward the sky, things are always looking up.

Sales of my Cabal Fang martial arts books remained steady last year.  In December they were downloaded another ten times (mainly through the iBook store, but also from B&N and Smashwords) bringing total downloads to 789.  This doesn’t include hard copy sales, or free downloads of the original version, which numbered in the many thousands.

Yet, despite all of the worldwide book downloads, there are very few if any Cabal Fang clubs or study groups forming (we call them “orders”).  The Order of the 61 was supposedly forming in England, but I’ve had no news in over a year and it looks like they’ve given up.

If you were inspired by the Cabal Fang books, but the idea of starting your own order seems like a daunting task, I encourage you not to give up.

Back in ’86 I walked into a martial arts studio at the end of my rope.  Eighty pounds overweight, I was miserable, grumpy, and lazy.  I was a crappy husband, father, son, and employee, desperate to become something better.  I had failed at every weight loss and self-improvement program I had ever tried.  And to top it all off, I had never been athletic and was unable to do a single Push-up.  But I put on a white uniform, waddled out onto the mats, and pushed my humiliation to its outer limits.  A year later those eighty pounds were gone.  Two years after that I earned a coveted black belt.  By then I had been promoted at my job — twice — and my income had doubled.  My outlook was positive and I was well on my way to becoming the kind of person I always hoped I could be.

After achieving a black belt I started teaching martial arts for City of Richmond Recs and Parks.  They put me in the class catalog but nobody showed up.  There I was on the mats, feeling just as small and alone as I had before.  It was deju vu all over again.  But then I realized that time and patience were on my side.  I waited, filling up the empty time with calisthenics, shadowboxing, kicking drills and solo training.  It took months for people to start coming in. Eventually I had dozens and dozens of students.  Those were great years.  In 201o I achieved a goal twenty years in the making — I earned the rank of Master from the Combat Martial Arts Practitioner’s Association.

What I’m saying to you is that you are not going to master anything if you do not try anything.  And by “try” I don’t mean take one swing.  I mean swing as hard as you can, no matter how many times you miss, until you hit the ball.   It all comes down to time and patience.  Any progress is still progress.

A drop of water seems like nothing to a thirsty man.  But a drop of water every six seconds is a three liters a day — enough water to flourish and grow.

Cabal Fang Martial arts are a great way to remake yourself.  If you’ve thought about starting an order, or if you tried and gave up, please try and try again.  Just send me an email and I’ll help.  Everything associated Cabal Fang is free except for the books which will cost you just $3.98.  We’re even filming free training videos for distribution solely to new orders.

The only cost is time and patience.  Your new self is waiting.

Cabal Fang martial arts.  Train.  Initiate.  Transform.

They Live! The Counter-Culture Must-See Holiday Movie

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A Christmas present from my coworkers…

A few months ago some folks at work overheard me talking about how much I love the movie They Live.  Bless their little souls, yesterday they gave me the DVD as a Christmas present.  I watched it as soon as I got home last night.

Let me now explain to you why you must see it, and why the holiday season is the perfect time to do so.

The movie is based on a story by Ray Nelson called “Eight O-clock in the Morning.”  Ray is now 83 years old and is remembered primarily as the inventor of the airplane propeller beanie.  But he could just as well be famous for teaming up with Michael Moorcock to smuggle banned books out of Paris, for teaming up with Philip Dick to write The Ganymede Takeover, or for being friends with Allen Ginsberg and William S. Burroughs.  If you know anything about the wacko, counter-culture, Beat Generation friends that Ray cultivated, you now have an idea what to expect from this tale.

Carpenter’s version of the story isn’t perfect.  The tone is mixed, switching from comedic to creepy at the drop of a hat, and the effects are rather uneven (some of them are quite good by 1988 standards, others are just plain awful).  It’s a low budget production for sure, and there are times when you cringe at the sets.  The movie starts off a little slow.

But when the hero, played by pro wrestler Roddy Piper, puts on the sunglasses and utters one of the best movie lines in movie history, you better hold on to your seats.  “I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass,” Piper says.  “And I am all out of bubble gum.”

They Live is a scathing critique of commercialism, advertising, greed, and our entire society, but it manages to get it done without preachiness or pretense.  Is it perfect?  No.  But watching this movie is like finding a diamond ring in your Velveeta, and when you’re done you may not look at your TV, your boss, or your congressman the same way again.  You may even feel pretty stupid about the credit card bills you racked up to put presents under the Christmas tree.

A surprisingly good performance from “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and a great job by journeyman actor Keith David.  Directed by John Carpenter, the genius behind Halloween, Escape from New York, and Big Trouble in Little China. Dozens of memorable lines of dialogue.  One of the best fight scenes in the history of cinema.  Great premise.

It all comes together to make pure, B-movie magic.

Tom Laughlin and the Legacy of Billy Jack

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My Billy Jack Freedom School t-shirt.

Earlier this month, on December 12th, it came to mind that it was the one year anniversary of the passing of Tom Laughlin.  For the past couple of weeks I’ve been thinking hard about what I might say.

I suppose that nowadays most folks don’t even know who Tom Laughlin is, don’t remember Billy Jack, and might wonder why I’d remember or care.  Laughlin was the man who created and portrayed the character Billy Jack, as well as wrote and directed the movies in which he starred.

Laughlin’s Billy Jack is a strange figure in a series of very unconventional movies.  The character, and the films, are the fusion cuisine of the independent movie world.   It makes no sense how good it is to have Korean BBQ and kimchi on a taco, or curried rice in sushi.  It also makes no sense how amazing it is to watch Billy Jack, a former Green Beret, defend hippies from evil preppies in cowboy hats.  With the acumen of a super chef, Laughlin threw everything in the pot.  Billy Jack is a “half-breed”  who uses “karate” (actually Hapkido, thanks to the choreography and stunt doubling of Bong Soo Han).  He’s a man of peace who cannot keep his temper, a strong and quiet loner given to the occasional soliloquy, a crazy mix of cultures, perspectives, and personalities.

And the movies are just as schizophrenic as their main character, slipping back and forth between genres as easily as a shuttle through a Navajo loom.  These things are equal parts pulp, action, drama, and political thriller.  You might see kids singing kumbaya in this act, and a violent rape scene with exposed breasts in the next.  One movie he’d be karate-chopping a pedophile.  In the next he’d get appointed to a Congressional seat.  You never knew if he was going to go on a vision quest or barricade himself in a building with a rifle.

And so you see, Billy Jack is America in all it’s bi-polar glory.

We Americans can’t agree on anything, not even what we are or what we stand for.  But dammit, we know what we are and what we like when we see it, and we flocked to the theater in the millions to see Billy Jack right wrongs in all his wacko glory.  It didn’t matter if you were a hippie or a square, a commie, a Republican or a Democrat, you were a fan.

As a kid Billy Jack inspired me to stand up against bullies and racists on the schoolyard.  Later, as a young father badly in need of exercise, discipline, and character development, Billy Jack was on my mind when I turned to Korean Karate for help (and truth be told, so was Kwai Chang Caine).  The martial arts transformed me.  They are a part of me now.  Those who knew me then no longer recognize me.

Later still, during Tom’s two presidential runs, he taught me about activism, politics, and what’s wrong with our two-party system.  He never got equal time on TV, but once the internet took off, you could watch his videos and read his articles.  He loved to punctuate his stuff  with all caps, and the old website wasn’t the greatest.  But you could just tell how much he deeply cared about his country and all its people.  Tom’s  enthusiasm and energy blasted off the webpage.

And you could also read about Jungian psychology, which just so happened to be relevant to my studies in mysticism and self exploration.  Tom was an internationally renowned expert on Jung, a sought after lecturer on the subject.  If he had never made a single movie and had never run for president, he’d still be remembered for his work in Jungian studies.

I’d like to think that if Tom was still around we’d see eye-to-eye on a lot of things.  I always fantasized that I might someday get permission from Tom to write some novels featuring his character.  With Tom gone, and his endearing wife Delores suffering from Alzheimer’s, that probably won’t ever happen.

But, like Tom and his character Billy Jack, I’ve never been one to give up just because it’s impossible.  I sent an email to his estate.  I offered to write a Billy Jack novel and donate 100% of the proceeds to the care of Delores Taylor.

What can I say?  I allowed Tom and his amazing character to inspire me.  Would I have turned out like this if I’d never met Tom or Billy?  Who knows.  I just know that lots of things will inspire you, if you’ll just let them.

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Garry Defeats Earth

IUmbrellan 1999, chess master Garry Kasparov defeated Earth — the entire planet — in a game of chess.  Fifty thousand people collaborated online and they still couldn’t beat the master.

Stop.  Think about this.  Fifty thousand excellent chess amateurs with books, time, and access to resources, tried to beat Garry Kasparov at a game of chess and failed.

I cite this as an example of how, contrary to popular belief, crowds aren’t smarter than the best in their fields.  Yes, it’s true that collective wisdom is really good at guessing how many beans are in a jar, and yes, poll numbers have value.  But collective wisdom can only get you so far.

As physicist Richard Feynman famously said, “Hell, if I could explain it to the average person, it wouldn’t have been worth the Nobel Prize.”

So what happens when the things that matter most can’t be understood by most people?

The 2008 financial collapse was the direct result of relaxed regulation of derivatives trading.  The average person doesn’t understand derivatives trading.  I have been working in Accounting and Finance since 1989 and I don’t  understand fucking derivatives!  As a result, when we hear that Congress still hasn’t clamped down on it, and may be about to roll back derivatives rules, the average person just can’t seem to get irate.  But we should be.  Because the idiots who caused the meltdown are going to be free to do the same thing all over again.

Take genetically modified organisms, GMOs, like Monsanto corn and Round-up-ready soybeans.  The average person understands neither the science of how organisms are genetically modified, nor the complicated environmental and economic repercussions.

These companies are the real-life counterparts of Umbrella Corp., and they are attracting the world’s greatest minds.  Smart people aren’t stupid enough to work for peanuts.  They go to the best schools, and when they get out, they get on the payrolls of companies like Monsanto, Lehman Bros., Bear Stearns, Merrill Lynch, and Goldman Sachs.

These folks are smarter than us, and the old adage “there’s strength in numbers” just isn’t true any longer.  How do we beat them?  Haven’t got a clue.  But we need to figure out a way.

How to Make Cloth Bags for Sand and Chain

For years I have been using sandbags for fitness.  For larger bags (25 – 60 lbs) I cut the straps off of old backpacks.  Here’s how to make a smaller bag, for weights 25 lbs. and under — great for doing Sandbag Burpees, adding a little weight to your Jump Squats, grip strength training, and so on.

If you’re going to use sand, don’t put it straight into the bag!  Using contractor-grade trash bags and some zip-ties, and the same technique for making birdseed sachets for a wedding, make some small sandbags to put inside.  Cut out squares of plastic, add a scoop of sand, gather up, and zip shut (use pliers to pull shut very tightly).  Trim off excess plastic, flatten, and add duct tape to prevent leaks.  Pro tip: lots of small sandbags are better than fewer large bags.

Or you can use chain.  It’s more expensive, but there’s no muss, no fuss, and you can do other stuff with it — like draping the chain around your shoulders to add more weight during Squats and Pull-ups.

Anyway, here’s the slideshow.  Enjoy.

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Living Spirituality

Sunset view getting into my truck after work.

Sunset view getting into my truck after work.

If science proves some belief of Buddhism wrong, then Buddhism will have to change…. science and Buddhism share a search for the truth and for understanding reality.”  ~Tenzin Gyatso, the Dalai Lama¹

Spirituality must be alive, fluid, adaptable, and ever evolving.  Holy books are at best of little value.  At worst they are dangerous tools used as weapons by traditionalists to punish heretics and blasphemers.  The ideal method for teaching in spiritual matters is experiential, initiatory, and oral.

“However, transmission can fail.  When this occurs a tradition no longer focuses on or even appreciates direct experience of the sacred.  Then what is left is an institution largely devoid of direct experience of the sacred, without firsthand understanding of altered states and the transcendental experiences they access. Techniques for inducing altered states then give way to mere symbolic rituals, direct experience is replaced by belief, and living doctrine fossilizes into dogma. We might call this degrading process the ritualization of religion.”  ~Roger N. Walsh²

Some of the ancients took great pains to prevent the fossilization of spirituality into dogma.  This is why there is a great deal written about, for example, the Eleusinian Mysteries, but not not much written about what was actually experienced.  The experiences were the most important part, and each person’s differed.

This is why in Cabal Fang we use initiations to bring on spiritual awakenings that are unique to each explorer.  What a person needs is a guide to individual discovery, not someone to tell him or her what is right and what is wrong.

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¹ “Our Faith in Science” NY Times, Nov. 12, 2005  (by way of the excellent article at SOMA)

²Walsh, Roger N., The Spirit of Shamanism, Jeremy P. Tarcher, Inc., Los Angeles, 1990, page 8

Private Struggle Fuels Great Art

Tree Sketch 96“Surely all art is the result of one’s having been in danger, of having gone through an experience all the way to the end, to where no one can go any further… Therein lies the enormous aid the work of art brings to the life of the one who must make it — that it is his epitome, the knot in the rosary at which his life recites a prayer, the ever-returning proof to himself of his unity and genuineness, which presents itself only to him while appearing anonymous to the outside, nameless, existing merely as necessity, as reality, as existence.”

~Rainer Maria Rilke, from “Letters on Cézanne”

(By way of Brainpickings.  A fantastic article on what is, without question, one of the web’s best blogs).

Économisez cinq dollars avec Twitter

Are you on Twitter?  Want to get a coupon for $5 off with no minimum purchase at my little shop?  You’ll find books, booklets, zines, and fitness products written and produced by yours truly.  All you have to do is either follow me or retweet this, and I’ll direct message you with the coupon.  C’est facile, ne est-ce pas?

Why am I speaking French?  You’ve all heard and seen those high energy commercials with people who yell, jab their fingers, and jump up and down? Well, French seemed like the exact opposite.  I’m having a sale, but I don’t want it come off like a used car commercial or one of those “Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!” dragster event radio ads.

In the Back of the Class on Ello

elloI requested an invite to Ello weeks ago and I finally got a coveted reply.  Now I’m on.  I asked for an invite because, if it really is what people are saying it is — that is, if the platform is true to its manifesto — it’s the utopia of social networks.

My thoughts on Ello, so far anyway, are as follows:

  • There are some remarkably talented people in there, and remarkable people make you run like you’re at risk of getting left behind.  I like that.
  • The interface isn’t intuitive.  In fact, I can post a picture, or I can post words, but I haven’t figured out how to post pictures and words together in the same post.  Once again I’m in the back of the class.
  • So far so good.

If you’re a blog follower and you’re on Ello, please friend me so we can connect.