Category Archives: Martial arts

Tiny Origami Swans

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Very small origami swans made from a single gum wrapper

Because really tiny swans are really friggin cute.

500 Kicks AFAYC @cabal_fang #WOD

500 Kicks AFAYC @cabal_fang #WOD

Workout Dice – Part 2

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Workout Dice

I wrote a previous post about using dice to introduce randomness into workout regimens.  In that post, I talked about how I often use dice to decide what type of workout I’m going to do on a given day.

Then, the other day while shopping with my wife, I saw these foam blocks at the store and I got to thinking.  You see, physical training is very important in the martial art that I practice.  Each month we create a workout made up of seven calisthenics which we call a “Constitutional.”  So I decided to make some dice so that, with a single toss of seven cubes, we could have one ready to go instead of taking fifteen minutes to discuss and decide.

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Here are the foam blocks I found at the Dollar Store.

I used a fine point Sharpie to write the exercises on the dice, grouping them by color.  Red for upper body, orange for core, blue for lower body, green for whole body.  I also grouped easier exercises on some dice and harder ones on others, so that there would be some balance.

If you are into fitness and cool enough to not feel like a dork for rolling dice prior to a workout, you might find these helpful.

And don’t forget that, if you’re a martial artist, it’s a good idea to introduce fitness and unpredictability into your workouts whenever you can (so that you won’t be another Sensei Rex).

12 rounds (1:00/:30 rest) — Cycle thru

12 rounds (1:00/:30 rest) — Cycle thru AMAYC Wall Touches, Pushups, and Full Power Kicks to Heavybag (15 mins total) @cabal_fang #WOD

“666” Workout: (6) 25-yard Sprints, (6

“666” Workout: (6) 25-yard Sprints, (6) Prisoner Squats, (6) Jackknifes. Repeat 6x AFAYC. @cabal_fang #WOD

2014 Workouts Scheduled!

For those of you who followed my twice weekly Cabal Fang WODs (“workouts of the day”) last year, I have now pre-scheduled a new batch for 2014.  I apologize for the month-and-a-half lag getting them going again.

I tweet these things too.  So, if you’d prefer to get them that way, just follow me (@12thkey).  Here’s what they look like:

They aren’t technically WODs because (1) they’re not daily, they’re just twice weekly — duh! and (2) WODs are a CrossFit thing, and I’m not a CrossFitter.  These workouts are meant to supplement martial arts training (especially Cabal Fang martial arts training).  I just called them “WODs” because, well, it seemed to make sense at the time.  Got a better name for them?  Make a suggestion.

 

Simplify

Simplify.

My Custom Insulated Mug, Sort of

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I made some mods to my cup. Cool, right?

I dropped my insulated mug and it broke.  It’s one of those with the inner liner, and it broke right along the top.  What a pisser — this is not just any mug, it’s the expensive Aladdin one that is completely spill-proof, the one I use to smuggle coffee into theaters that don’t serve it.  Not the mug’s fault.  I dropped it on asphalt on a cold day.

I was about to throw it away when I realized that I might be able to fix it.  People should fix more stuff instead of chucking it into landfills.  I checked, and as it happens, Gorilla Glue is stable and food safe once fully cured.  My other favorite glue, JB Weld, is not food safe (I once fixed an engine block with JB Weld — I’m not kidding — it held for two weeks until I could get it fixed properly).

So I got out the Gorilla Glue and set to work.  First I glued one of my martial arts club’s patches to the inner liner and let it dry.  I figured, why not?  Works for Tervis, right?  Then I and reassembled it.  The glue dripped a little (why didn’t I turn the thing upside down to dry?), so I disguised the drips with blood red nail polish borrowed from my wife so that the drips would look like blood.

Why blood?  I don’t know, geez, it’s art.  Gimme a break.

Sunday is as Good a Day as any to Save a Few Hundred Thousand Lives

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This is can of Swedish Snus by General, a division of Swedish Match (aka Svenska Tändsticks AB). You put it in your mouth so you can get nicotine without inhaling toxic vapors.

What day is it? Sunday? Seems like as good a day as any to save a few hundred thousand lives.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), smoking causes over 400,000 deaths each year in the United States.¹  The CDC doesn’t have any statistics on smokeless tobacco deaths because the risks are too small to reliably track.

Yes, there are some reports from the WHO on the risks of smokeless tobacco in general — if you include all of the various kinds used worldwide — ones prepared with corn starch and lime and creepy additives.  But as for Swedish snus, even the WHO has to admit, “two studies from Sweden that were well-designed and controlled for smoking showed no association between smokeless tobacco use overall, specifically ever use of snus, and oral cancer.”

As Ken Warner (director of the University of Michigan Tobacco Research Network) said,

“The Swedish government has studied this stuff to death, and to date, there is no compelling evidence that it has any adverse health consequences. …Whatever they eventually find out, it is dramatically less dangerous than smoking.”²

Basically, what it comes down to is.  If you are smoker, go to your local tobacco shop and get some snus.  Put it in your mouth and stop smoking.  It may save your life.  If every smoker in the U.S. did this it would save hundreds of thousands of lives.

Don’t believe me?  There’s a nice guy named Brad Rodu who runs a blog called Tobacco Truth, and he has a ton of information on his blog.  Brad is a professor of medicine at the University of Louisville.  He holds an endowed chair in tobacco harm reduction research, and is a member of the James Graham Brown Cancer Center at U of L.  If you ask him questions on his blog, like I did, he’ll answer them.

Snus cans have government mandated warning labels that are not supported by facts.  How stupid is that?

Snus cans have government mandated warning labels that are not supported by facts. How stupid is that?

Still don’t believe me?  Read this report by the Department of Public Health and General Practice at the Christchurch School of Medicine and Health Sciences in Christchurch, New Zealand.  According to the report, snus does not appear to lead to increased risk of cancer, cardiovascular disease, inflammatory bowel disease, or diabetes.

But you say, “Mitch, why do snus cans have those scary warning labels?”  Answer: Because there’s a law passed by our beloved Congress that says that all tobacco products have to have warning labels.  And, as we know, our Congress is full of people who are not swayed by facts.  Half of them are scientifically illiterate.  There are quite a few who don’t even believe in evolution.

It comes down to this.  If you aren’t addicted to nicotine, don’t start.  Clearly it’s better to avoid putting tobacco into your body altogether if you can.  But if you’re an addict and you can’t quit, choose smokeless products.  The risks are clearly less.

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¹ According to this CDC Fact Sheet.  They have smokeless tobacco fact sheet, but it’s uncontaminated by any hard statistics.

² Courtesy of this Wikipedia article.

2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 3,400 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 57 trips to carry that many people.

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