Category Archives: Writing

Bradbury Challenge: Weeks 10, 11, and 12

The challenge continues to be a beneficial exercise, although keeping up with writing a story a week while editing the new novel is problematic.

Week 10:  I got in very little writing time owing to caring for an aging relative.  Stuff happens, right?

Week 11: Wrote a short story called “Danny’s Debts” that, although it started out as a simple twist story in the Twilight Zone mold, turned out to be rather profound exploration of indebtedness.

Week 12: This week I started a tragic story called “Transitory.”  Peter is a philosophy professor who has a nightmare so profound that it shatters his vision of reality to the core.

 

Zine Review: Trail Mix 3

Trail Mix 3

Trail Mix 3

At Richmond Zinefest 2013 I headed up a storytelling workshop.  One of the folks in the session was Megan.  Before the workshop broke up she handed me issue #3 of her zine Trail Mix.

Now, as fans of zine culture know, there are zines and there are zines.  Some are just thrown together, some are assembled with care; some are outstanding and some are horrid.  But when they are good they are very very good, and it is this fact that compels me (like the folks who sift through piles of junk at yard sales or purchase brown paper grab bags with unknown contents) to read zines.

Trail Mix is one of the very very good ones.

In terms of production value, it is in the classic cut’n’paste mold: there are black and white pictures snipped and glued, handwritten pages mixed with typewritten sections, and ransom note headlines.  It is relaxed and unstudied in its feel, but that doesn’t mean it is slapdash.  Relaxed doesn’t mean poorly constructed.  Trail Mix is organized and flows perfectly.  The time, effort and skill it took to organize the work of so many contributors reveals itself as art rather than artifice.

The centerfold is an autobiographical story Megan wrote called “Rookie.” A sweet and genuine piece, tender without being treacle, it is the work of a writer in control of story.  I was moved.

Maybe Megan should be the one leading the workshop next year.  Trail Mix is highly recommended.

Another Update: The 14th Mansion

Rough draft was supposed to be done by 5/15 and it wasn’t.  Finally got it wrapped up in August.

Then I gave the rough draft to my editor (a.k.a. my wife) and she said there were some fundamental flaws.  Let it sit for a month, went back, and found out she was being nice.  It’s a worthless, steaming pile of cow dung.  It’s gonna take an additional five thousand words and some serious rearranging to make it right.

Sorry fans (all three of you), this thing isn’t going to be out until first of the year.

My Story in Paperbook Collective Issue 3

I have had the honor of getting my story “Gabby and Mike” into Issue 3 of The Paperbook Collective.  You can read it free online here.

The Paperbook Collective is a creative collaboration that includes work from around the world.  It features  flash fiction, short stories, creative non-fiction, book reviews, travel writing, poetry, travel writing, artwork and some very impressive photography.

If you’d like a paper copy, The Paperbook Collective is available in ‘zine format for $8 AUS.

 

This Week’s Article at Writer’s Lunch

This week’s article entitled “Writer’s Block Antidotes” is up at Writer’s Lunch.

Stream

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Stream

The water is muddy, and all around the trees are gray.

Mossy stones along the sides, an earthy smell,

The scene is not pretty but it is beautiful.

Water is like fire, it burbles, it crackles, it even sounds the same,

And watching it flow or burn is like watching my blood flow in a mirror,

Like watching my life burn its way to the sea.

A Waterfall of Creativity

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My 2013 Zinefest Table

Saturday I went to RVA Zinefest.  If you haven’t been to a zinefest before, let me tell you that it is like standing naked in a waterfall of creativity.  Icy waves of unfiltered self expression wash over you, bracing you, exciting you, waking you up to new possibilities.  It is the exact opposite of Hollywood polish, the antithesis of the focus-group powered ad pitch, the additive inverse of the end-cap, checkout-line-powered sales machine.

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Assorted Zines I brought home

Behind every table to you visit there is a person, an actual human being, who will talk to you and interact with you and have an actual conversation.  You can stop and talk to Mo from the Wingnut, the hardest working human in the anarchy anti-business, or spend a few minutes with Oura whose art will blow your mind.

Start a conversation with Aijung Kim and you not only will you have a better day than you expected, but you will see fifteen things on her table that you can’t leave without.  Hang out at the Adhouse Books table and be smashed upside the head by some of the most beautiful productions you’ve ever seen.   Over at Studio Two Three you can get zines that will show you how to silk screen and linocut and express yourself, and they’ll tell you about all of the amazing stuff they’re doing over at 1617 W. Main St.

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More zines I brought home

Free stuff is everywhere — music cds, flyers, pamphlets, and yes, ‘zines.  Some people are just trying to break even, others are trying to make a couple of bucks, and there are a few semi-pros running from one event to the next trying to pay the bills.

On one end there is a guy named Yuri Realman (or is that an alias?) selling a fascinating project called Conspiratorial.  On the other end of the hall you can meet Christine Stoddard from Quail Bell and buy something truly beautiful.

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Zinefest hall full of cool people

There are workshops on everything from beekeeping to reproductive rights.  There’s an area with free materials where you can make your own ‘zine right there on the spot.  You can ramble from pillar to post.  You can drink great coffee and eat good food from Lamplighter.  You can forget you even have a cell phone.

Before I knew it it was time for my five o’clock “How to Tell a Story” workshop.  It was the end of the day and everybody, including me, was fully exhausted.  Attendance was low — only two people — but both of them tolerated my rambling without yawning too much.  One of them was Megan who heads up Trail Mix  (a cool person who puts out a very cool zine).

See what a mean?  Everywhere you go at Zinefest there’s another person to meet, another smile to share, and another inspiration.

Vegetarian Slaw wraps

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Two slaw wraps ready to be taken to the office for lunch time consumption

I’m a big van of the humble collard.  For a low carb wrap, how do you beat a collard leaf?  They’re big, don’t tear too easily, have great flavor, and they’re packed with vitamins, minerals, and fiber.

Although they can be used raw, I have found that steaming them first gives them a softer texture and a nicer flavor.

Here’s how the process breaks down.

 

 

Vegetarian Slaw Wraps

  • One small bunch of collards
  • Cabbage
  • Fresh cilantro
  • Sesame oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Red Pepper Flakes

Buy a small bunch of organic collards.  Select the bunch that has the biggest, most perfect leaves.

Put about 1/2″ of water in a big pot and put it on the stove on HIGH.  Wash your collards while you’re waiting for it to boil.  When the water’s rolling, lay the leaves in the pot and put on the lid.  Leave them in for two minutes.  After two minutes, remove from heat and run cold tap water into the pot to stop the cooking action.  Remove the leaves and spread them flat on clean dishcloths.  Pat dry and let them rest while you make your slaw.

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Almost ready to wrap up.  This one isn’t Asian-styled — it contains gold ‘ol southern-styled slaw.  That’s another option.  Experiment.

You can buy a prepared Asian slaw mix (there’s a nice organic one in the produce section where I shop) or make some from scratch.  Shred your cabbage and soak it in a bath of water with a teaspoon of salt for one hour.  Drain.  Add a sprinkle of sesame oil (careful — a little bit goes a LONG way) and a splash of soy sauce.  Careful not to make the slaw too wet.  Add a sprinkle of red pepper flakes.  Put a dollop in the middle of each collard leaf, then wrap ‘n’ roll.

Put them in the fridge to chill.  Serve cold.

This Week’s Article at Writer’s Lunch

Just in case you missed it, my article “And in Other News of Interest to Writers” is up at Writer’s Lunch.

I Want to Interview You

I’d like to interview one of my readers.  After all, you guys are the ones who supply my Recommended Daily Requirement of of “hey look, somebody’s listening” and you deserve an extra shot of “hey look, he’s listening to me listening!”

If you’d like to be the one I interview, send answers to the below questions to 12thkey [at] gmail.com.  I’ll pick randomly between the coolest answers.

  • Please state your name or online handle.
  • Do you blog?  If so, where’s your blog and what’s it about?
  • What do you think we might have in common?  Or do you think that ours is a classic proof of the axiom “opposites attract?”
  • Why do you want to be interviewed?  Be honest — is it self-promotion, hubris, humor, or…?
  • The mic is yours — what would you like to say to the audience?