Book Review: Eternal Life by John Shelby Spong

Eternal Life: A New Vision of Eternity by John Shelby Spong

Eternal Life: A New Vision of Eternity by John Shelby Spong

John Shelby Spong was the Episcopal Bishop of Newark before his retirement in 2000, and spent his entire adult life as a man of the cloth.  In this book he displays incredible bravery and honesty.

Imagine how hard it must be for him to look out into the world, into the faces of the hundreds of thousands of people to whom he has ministered over his long career, and say that he no longer believes in the literal truth of the Bible.  Not just in the literal truth of Heaven, Hell, and eternal life, but in the literal truth of any of it.  At all.

From page 44:

“Prayer, I would later surmise, was something like an experience of ritual hypnosis.  While everyone said the words, no one was expected to believe them. Religious rituals, I was beginning to learn, were defined as part of the human need to deny, to cope, and to pretend that all of these techniques are useful when reality presents us with something that is beyond our ability to manage emotionally.  At this point in my life I simply could not separate the human need to pretend from the human search for truth.  Organized religion would also forever fuzz over that distinction.”

His book is at once deeply personal and philosophical.  In the end, Spong’s viewpoint is, as the back cover suggests, a mystical re-interpretation of the Bible, Christianity, and indeed of Jesus.  And since it relates what amounts to his years-long ‘dark night of the soul,’ it is all at once a moving, inspiring, sad and uplifting book.

Every person of every religion should hear his words from page 185:

“The task of religion is not to turn us into proper believers; it is to deepen the personal within us, to embrace the power of life, to expand our consciousness, in order that we might see things that eyes do not normally see.”

I recommend this book to anyone, regardless of his or her religious or spiritual viewpoint.  If you want to put your spiritual childhood behind you and take a first step toward facing the truth about yourself, your religion, and the universe, go and get yourself a copy.  You won’t be disappointed.

Simplify

Simplify.

My Story in Quail Bell Magazine

I’m proud to announce that my short story “Iron Paul” was accepted by Quail Bell Magazine.  You can read it here.

“Iron Paul” is the story of an aging lathe operator in a baseball bat factory.  Paul is struggling to adjust to changing times and attempting to determine which of  his company’s time-honored traditions are valuable and which are not.

Quail Bell Magazine is “a social and artistic experiment in the imaginary, the nostalgic, and the otherworldly.” Although this woman-run shop is centered in the Washington, D.C.-Maryland-Virginia area, they publish content from all over the world. Their publication and website will not only challenge and inform you with content of all kinds — journalism, art, literature, photography — but it will also entertain and amuse.  So, basically, reading Quail Bell Magazine is sort of like getting your feet tickled by the giggling toddler love child of Edgar Allen Poe and Emmeline Pankhurst.  Not really.  I don’t know what I’m saying.  It’s just cool, and fresh, and original, and sincere.

So go check them out.  And while you’re there, check out my story too.

 

Keep Cup

imageThis is my new KeepCup.  I’ve had it for a week (which amounts to roughly thirty cups of coffee¹) and I already love it.  Since the cup ecologically “pays for itself” in just fifteen uses, it has already paid for itself twice.  You can get one here.

They are fully customizable, part by part.  So if you don’t want a brown and black one like mine, you can choose from about twenty different colors for the cup, band, lid, and plug to create your own masterpiece.

It’s a durable (tested to 1,500 uses!), non-insulated, spill-resistant cup that can be used for any kind of beverage.  Durability is important to me because, let’s face it, I’m a hardcore java junkie who really puts the wear and tear on his equipment.  My Aladdin cup broke and had to be fixed, and my Tervis had to be retired because hard water stains accumulated on the inner rim until it looked like the shore of the Dead Sea (sorry Tervis, but I don’t care what you say, your cups are for clear liquids only).

KeepCups are sustainably manufactured in Australia and shipped from distribution hubs in AU, UK and the US.

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¹ Look, I’m a writer.  I drink a lot of coffee.  Before work I have four cups in a ceramic mug at the house, and then I start using the KeepCup on the road and at the office, where I knock back another five or so cups.  I try to limit my consumption to a pot a day, because, you know, that would just be excessive.  Better than swilling bourbon all day, right?

Cold Sunset

imageI took  this picture at sunset on Jan. 6th, right before the two-day cold snap that plunged us into overnight lows almost in the single digits.

Looking at the sunset it seemed that something was coming, that the sunset held some special significance.  I had heard the forecast of course, so it’s possible it that what I felt was nothing more than a little subconscious anticipation or dread.  Who knows?

Look at this cold sunset and judge for yourself.

 

 

My Custom Insulated Mug, Sort of

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I made some mods to my cup. Cool, right?

I dropped my insulated mug and it broke.  It’s one of those with the inner liner, and it broke right along the top.  What a pisser — this is not just any mug, it’s the expensive Aladdin one that is completely spill-proof, the one I use to smuggle coffee into theaters that don’t serve it.  Not the mug’s fault.  I dropped it on asphalt on a cold day.

I was about to throw it away when I realized that I might be able to fix it.  People should fix more stuff instead of chucking it into landfills.  I checked, and as it happens, Gorilla Glue is stable and food safe once fully cured.  My other favorite glue, JB Weld, is not food safe (I once fixed an engine block with JB Weld — I’m not kidding — it held for two weeks until I could get it fixed properly).

So I got out the Gorilla Glue and set to work.  First I glued one of my martial arts club’s patches to the inner liner and let it dry.  I figured, why not?  Works for Tervis, right?  Then I and reassembled it.  The glue dripped a little (why didn’t I turn the thing upside down to dry?), so I disguised the drips with blood red nail polish borrowed from my wife so that the drips would look like blood.

Why blood?  I don’t know, geez, it’s art.  Gimme a break.

How to Service a Generator

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This is a generator. They have to be periodically serviced, which is kind of a pain in the ass.

Although I consider myself a mystic (more on that here) and it may seem counter-intuitive, I’m also a practical, do-it-yourselfer, kind of like Robert Pirsig.  I do as much of my own home repairs and maintenance as I’m able.  Like keeping my generator ready for emergencies.

With all the cold weather and the snow up north, this past weekend I figured it would be a good idea to get the old girl ready — just in case.

Generators that run on regular gas require frequent oil changes.  Some models recommend changing the oil as often as every 8 operating hours.  That’s what my owner’s manual says.  But after 8 hours the oil is usually still amber, so as a rule I just change mine after every 24 hours of running time, or whenever the oil gets dark.  When I went to service mine today, the oil was dark so I drained and refilled.

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See that hole? That’s where the oil comes out.

Get yourself a drip pan, a small funnel, and some bricks.  Prop the generator up, a little higher on the side away from the drain plug, and put the pan beneath the hole.  Remove the plug and let it drain until the drips stop.  Make sure your pan has some kind of screen to prevent a dropped drain nut from falling into the used oil reservoir.  You don’t not want to have fish around in there like a kid looking for a bar of soap in the bath water.

When drained, replace the plug.  Be very careful that the nut is properly threaded before you tighten.  If the nut is cross-threaded and you strip the threads on the header, you will turn your generator into a very greasy and expensive paperweight.  Add oil to the fill line on the dipstick (that’s what the funnel is for).  Run the motor for a few minutes, check again, and add more if needed.

wpid-IMG_20140105_150816.jpgIf it has been awhile since the generator has been operated it might not want to start.  If that’s the case, there’s a good chance that you have gummy gas in the carburetor.  Remedy that by loosening the carburetor bolt just enough to let the bad gas run out.  Stick in the nozzle of some carb cleaner and shoot in plenty of that stuff.  Be careful and do not remove the bolt all the way.  If the carb comes apart, putting it together will be harder than solving a Rubik’s Cube.  Re-seat the bolt.  I advise putting something beneath the carb when you do this so that you catch the gas and carb cleaner that runs out — you don’t want all of that going into the environment.

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That bolt right there in the middle of the photo will drop the carburetor cover. Be careful during loosening. If the carb falls apart, you need a PhD to put it back together again. I’m not kidding.

If it still won’t start, make sure that (1)  the running switch in the “on” position (2) there’s gas in the tank (3) the choke is all the way on and (4) the spark plug wire is attached.  Try again.  Still won’t start?  Remove the spark plug, clean it, and shoot a short blast of carb cleaner in the hole.  Replace the plug carefully, attach the spark plug wire, and try again.  If you still get no love, you’re gonna need a pro.

In the picture on the left, just behind the carburetor (the round thing with the hex bolt in the middle), you should see a silver oval thingy with a black cover.  That’s the air filter.  You should replace that once in a while.  It can get pretty crappy and obstruct air flow.

Before you put your generator away for an extended period of time, condition the gas with some Stabil gas stabilizer.  This will prevent moisture buildup in the fuel and help ensure easy starts.  Follow package instructions.

Most importantly of all, get your generator out once a month and let it run an hour or so.  Engines are made to run.  They like it.  It makes them happy.  If you keep them happy with regular operation and service, they will make you happy.

Warning:  Be careful around motors and gas.  Sparks can ignite spilled fuel.  Keep gas containers capped and ten feet away from clanking tools.  Safety first!

Eating Local: Deep Run Roadhouse

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This is the catfish sandwich from Deep Run Road House. It will make you weep tears of joy and wonder.

I prefer to prepare my own meals using locally sourced food and free-range meat and eggs.  It’s tough to get those kinds of ingredients at an affordable restaurant, but when when I eat out, I at least like to go to private shops, non-chain restaurants, and good old-fashioned American eateries.

So Saturday night I had dinner at Deep Run Road House over on Gayton Road in Richmond.  I can’t speak to the sourcing of their ingredients, but I can say that I didn’t give my hard-earned cash to some faceless mega-corporation.  In fact, when I went up to the condiments area and looked for some salt, the guy that handed it to me was the owner.  We talked a bit and he was super.  Aren’t people cool?  Real people who make real stuff for other real people?

I had the catfish sandwich.  This super-crunchy flavorful thing is the size of small cantaloupe and comes on a fluffy, toasted bun with tomatoes, pickles, field greens, a slab of onion, and an amazing tartar sauce packed with minced onions and capers.  Capers, I tell you – capers.  I could sit and eat this tartar sauce with with a @*#$&%# spoon.  I may be a little guy, but I eat like a Viking after a long day of pillaging and sacking.  This sandwich filled me up just right, and that’s saying something.

My daughter had the pulled chicken bbq sandwich (which was too big for her to finish) and a side of greens.  I tasted both and they were outstanding.  Note that I am a connoisseur of greens, so you can trust me when I say they’re good.  Just the right amount of smoky meat, not too salty, and with just hint of sweetness and zip.  My daughter said, “These are the best greens I’ve ever had.”  What about my greens?  I make bangin’ greens!  She didn’t even bother to preface her statement with “I’m sorry Dad, but…”  That stings.

This is no common roadhouse (even though the NC style bbq sauce on the table is called “Swayze Sauce”).  These are roadhouse dishes prepared with gourmet skill.  We ate like kings for $20.00.  Good service, great food, reasonable prices.  What’s not to love?

Next time: the 1/3 lb Bison Burger!

Sunday is as Good a Day as any to Save a Few Hundred Thousand Lives

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This is can of Swedish Snus by General, a division of Swedish Match (aka Svenska Tändsticks AB). You put it in your mouth so you can get nicotine without inhaling toxic vapors.

What day is it? Sunday? Seems like as good a day as any to save a few hundred thousand lives.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), smoking causes over 400,000 deaths each year in the United States.¹  The CDC doesn’t have any statistics on smokeless tobacco deaths because the risks are too small to reliably track.

Yes, there are some reports from the WHO on the risks of smokeless tobacco in general — if you include all of the various kinds used worldwide — ones prepared with corn starch and lime and creepy additives.  But as for Swedish snus, even the WHO has to admit, “two studies from Sweden that were well-designed and controlled for smoking showed no association between smokeless tobacco use overall, specifically ever use of snus, and oral cancer.”

As Ken Warner (director of the University of Michigan Tobacco Research Network) said,

“The Swedish government has studied this stuff to death, and to date, there is no compelling evidence that it has any adverse health consequences. …Whatever they eventually find out, it is dramatically less dangerous than smoking.”²

Basically, what it comes down to is.  If you are smoker, go to your local tobacco shop and get some snus.  Put it in your mouth and stop smoking.  It may save your life.  If every smoker in the U.S. did this it would save hundreds of thousands of lives.

Don’t believe me?  There’s a nice guy named Brad Rodu who runs a blog called Tobacco Truth, and he has a ton of information on his blog.  Brad is a professor of medicine at the University of Louisville.  He holds an endowed chair in tobacco harm reduction research, and is a member of the James Graham Brown Cancer Center at U of L.  If you ask him questions on his blog, like I did, he’ll answer them.

Snus cans have government mandated warning labels that are not supported by facts.  How stupid is that?

Snus cans have government mandated warning labels that are not supported by facts. How stupid is that?

Still don’t believe me?  Read this report by the Department of Public Health and General Practice at the Christchurch School of Medicine and Health Sciences in Christchurch, New Zealand.  According to the report, snus does not appear to lead to increased risk of cancer, cardiovascular disease, inflammatory bowel disease, or diabetes.

But you say, “Mitch, why do snus cans have those scary warning labels?”  Answer: Because there’s a law passed by our beloved Congress that says that all tobacco products have to have warning labels.  And, as we know, our Congress is full of people who are not swayed by facts.  Half of them are scientifically illiterate.  There are quite a few who don’t even believe in evolution.

It comes down to this.  If you aren’t addicted to nicotine, don’t start.  Clearly it’s better to avoid putting tobacco into your body altogether if you can.  But if you’re an addict and you can’t quit, choose smokeless products.  The risks are clearly less.

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¹ According to this CDC Fact Sheet.  They have smokeless tobacco fact sheet, but it’s uncontaminated by any hard statistics.

² Courtesy of this Wikipedia article.

2013 in review

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