Martial Arts Absurdity?

It’s an idea that seems absurd on its face: “I’m going to create a martial art that transforms its practitioners into people who will save the world.”

I knew it was crazy, but I did it anyway. It was in me, this thought, this idea, and it had to come out.  I knew I had to go forward.

In a few short years Cabal Fang has already had a profoundly positive affect on the lives of all its participants, and  we’ve had some small wins – the park where we practice is now cleaner and largely free of vandals for example. None of has changed the world yet. But we are working on it.

“In order to attain the impossible one must attempt the absurd.”  ~Miguel de Unamino

True Taste Chinese Restaurant

True Taste (sic) Chinese Restaurant

Had to get fast food for lunch again today, so I tried the non-chain Chinese place down the road from the office on Route 1 — True Taste.  Upon walking in I immediately noticed it was empty at 12:45 pm…a bad sign.  I ordered beef & broccoli.  Service was fast and polite.  Portions ample, pricing standard.  Taste?  Unimpressive but unoffensive.  I’ll give ’em a “C.”

Greatest Karate Fighter of All Time Suffers Brain Tumor

I was shocked to find out that Joe Lewis, voted by Karate Illustrated magazine the greatest Karate fighter of all time in 1983 (beating out Chuck Norris), suffered a brain tumor in July of this year.  Joe is facing heavy rehab and is unable to work.  If you’ve trained with Joe, or if you’re a fan, go to his website and make a donation.

If you don’t know Joe, here’s a virtual handshake.

A veteran of the Vietnam War, Joe earned his black belt in just 6 months while in the Marine Corps in Okinawa.  In 1966 he entered his first Karate tournament after less than two years training.  Literally shredding the uniforms from his opponents (read “victims”) by holding and hitting, he earned his first National Grand Champion title, which he held for 3 years.  By the time he retired in 1983 he had held 11 national and international titles.

He trained with Bruce Lee and Sugar Ray Robinson.  Lee taught him techniques that Lewis tested in full contact matches.

Joe was initially chosen to play the role of Colt in Way of the Dragon but was replaced by Chuck Norris at the last minute due to a disagreement with Bruce.  The B-movie Joe starred in back in ’81 called Force Five was probably Tarentino’s inspiration for the fictional Fox Force Five TV pilot referenced in Pulp Fiction.  In 1975 he was on the cover of Playgirl magazine.

I trained with Joe a number of times at Karate College, and even in his 60s he is a formidable force.

Joe Lewis from 2004 (check out the knuckles)

It’s hard to imagine better body mechanics, and his stony hands are tailor-made for hitting people in the face.  Once after a workout we were discussing the reasons why people study martial arts.  He said, “Mitch, if a guy has to study martial arts to learn how to kick someone’s ass, well that’s just sad.  Martial arts should be about more than that, and besides, a guy should just naturally be able to kick ass if he needs to.”

Joe, I hope you’re back in top form fast.

Leadership, the Record Carbon Jump, and You

I’m frustrated and upset by the New York Times article titled Carbon Emissions Show Biggest Jump Ever Recorded.  Yes, I’m frustrated by the numbers, and yes, I’m angered that our leaders in government have done such a poor job on climate change legislation.

But I’m equally frustrated by the tone and placement of the article. It’s written as though the average citizen of Earth is just along for the ride; as if we’re in the back seat and our leaders have complete control of the steering wheel. Why isn’t this article on the front page, in type as big as “NIXON RESIGNS”?  Why doesn’t it call people to action?  When it comes to climate change there should be no neutral point of view, and no politics.

Mainstream news has failed us and our governments have failed us. What are we going to do about it? The fact is, our leaders could legislate their lazy buns off, and journalists could type their fingers to nubs, but there would be no substantive change. Imagine a draconian law making it illegal to commute more than 10 miles to work. Would people move or change jobs?  Or would they drive anyway, or even openly revolt?

Some legislation and some apocalyptic reporting would be great — it would be true leadership — but it’s equally important for the citizenry of Earth to wake up and realize that the fate of the planet is at stake. We, as global citizens, need to take action.

Which is why the Occupy Movement is so fantastic and so critical, so vitally important. It shows that we don’t have to wait for our greedy, myopic, self-centered leaders to start leading.  We can take charge of our futures.

Now that’s what I call leadership.

Some Kind of Green Progress Report

Stuff from Ellwood Thompson's

Okay, when I started the “Some Kind of Green” project I said I was going to confess when I failed and point out my wins so you could avoid my pitfalls and duplicate my successes. Here’s where I’m at so far.

Failures:

I haven’t started composting. I’ve read about both wet and dry methods, and I think I’m going to go with the dry, but I haven’t started yet.

Poor planning and my crazy work schedule has forced me to eat lunch at chain places once or twice a week. I had a made to order salad from the gasoline muliplex yesterday, and I’ll have to do that again today. On two different Saturdays I’ve eaten at Cook Out which is a technical failure. They’re a small chain, but they’re still a chain. It really requires perfect planning and regimentation to avoid eating out at chains.

Our Thanksgiving Turkey was a factory one. Price was a concern, but mainly flavor. A friend said free-range turkey tasted awful, and although I was game to try it anyway, the family was afraid to go for it.

We are still shopping at Kroger and/or Costco for most of our staples. At this point we really can’t afford to get everything we need from a non-chain grocer.

I haven’t been able to find a greener way to get to the office.  Thinking about getting a used motorcycle next year.  That will depend on the money situation and whether or not I can find something small that’s street-legal.

Successes:

I developed a greener financial plan: no more new stock investments for me — I’m making early mortgage payments instead.

In the kitchen and dining room we’ve 90% switched to cloth napkins and rags. We get a roll of paper towels maybe once every month or two, and use paper napkins only for parties.

As for toilet paper, we now use only 100% recycled with high post-consumer content.

I’m buying more stuff at Ellwood Thompsons — mainly bulk nuts, beans, etc. but also things that are at least close in price to chain market prices (like herbal tea, bagged salad, chicken if it’s on sale, etc.) I’m also buying Preserve razors and toothbrushes made out of recycled yogurt cups there.

I developed a capsule wardrobe.  Donated all my extra clothes to charity and haven’t bought any “new” clothes yet.  I really need a pair of dark wash jeans but can’t find any that are used and/or USA Made.  Might have to go the eBay route.

Signed up for Richmond Freecycleemails.  Haven’t offered or taken anything yet.

Still getting all of my red meat from Auburnlea Farms (free range, antibiotic free, grass fed, local), still getting my eggs either from my farmer friend Gene or buying free range from wherever I shop, still recycling, etc.

So far so good, but a long way to go.  If anybody has suggestions, please comment.

How to Build Grip Strength

Grip Training Tools. Clockwise from upper left: Big roller (2" PVC), Yo-yo roller, Broomstick Roller, 1" x 4" roller. Center: Captains of Crush grippers by Ironmind

Although I’m a small man (5′ 8″, 145 lbs with hands the size of a 14-year-old girl) I have been able to build a surprising amount of grip strength (surprising to me anyway).    As a point of reference, the average mainstream gripper takes about 25 lbs of pressure to close, and the average guy can’t shut an Ironmind Captains of Crush Trainer (100 lbs).   After lots of practice I’m able to shut the Captains of Crush #1 Gripper (140 lbs of pull), and my goal is to shut the #2 (195 lbs).

Why build grip strength?  Hand strength is important in martial arts.  I took a self defense seminar from Walt Lysak, and his grip was so radical I thought he was going to pull the meat off of me like stewed chicken.  Walt’s brother Charlie Lysak is one of the original Captains of Crush, certified with a #3 gripper — that’s 280 lbs of bone crushing force!

If you want to try my method, here it is.  Attempt at your own risk.

(To be fair, I cobbled this plan together from numerous websites, but it’s been so long I can’t remember where from, so I can’t reference them.  If you’re reading this and it looks like I stole something of yours, just let me know and I’ll give you credit.)

Outline

a) Before your grip workout, always activate your CNS (central nervous system) with at least 10 or 15 minutes of exercise.

b) Treat your hand workout like a weight lifting routine: always warm up first, work your grip three times a week, eat plenty of protein, and don’t overtrain.

c) Several times per day on off days, use a rubber band to work the back of your hand.  Place a sturdy rubber band around all five fingers and open our hand a few dozen times.  Relax your hands by playing with one of those squishy tension-relieving balls.

d) Whatever you do, don’t think that continuously working a high-power gripper will help you.  I tried that.  It worked short-term, but I eventually got hand and elbow pain and had to stop training for 6 months until I healed.  That’s why and how I came up with this hand-healthy approach.

Here’s a chart showing the routine.  What does 1 set mean on a roller?  Start in neutral with the weight hanging straight down beneath the tool.  Roll it all the way up overhand,then down underhand, past neutral, up underhand, then down overhand and back to neutral.  That’s 1 set.  Pictures of the tools are on the right.

Exercise Sets (Reps) My Starting Weight/Gripper My Current Weight/Gripper
Broomstick Roller (warm-up) 2 2 lbs 5 lbs
Big Roller 2 10 lbs 20 lbs
1″ x 4″ Square Roller (Fingertip contact ONLY) 3 3 lbs 7.5 lbs
Challenge Gripper 4 (8 to 12) Trainer #1 Gripper
Yo-Yo Roller 2 5 13.8 lbs
Easy Gripper 4 (8-12) Sport Trainer
Light Roller (cool-down) 1 2 3 lbs
Super Easy Gripper (cool-down) 1 (8 to 12) Typical Gripper (25 lbs) Typical Gripper (25 lbs)

IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP:  You will lose your grip from time to time, so put down a mat to protect the floor and keep your feet wide apart.  Trust me — twenty pounds of iron hurts when it falls on your toes.

Notes

1. One minute breaks between sets.

2. When the rollers get easy, up the weights in small increments.

3. The “challenge gripper” is the one that you are trying to master.  At first you will only be able to do negatives — shut the gripper with both hands, remove the extra hand, and let it open as slowly as possible.  Start with 6 reps/set, and as you get stronger, go to positives until failure, then do negatives for the rest of a given set.  When 6 reps is no problem, increase the reps to 8, then to 10, etc.

4. Advance to the next gripper when 4 sets of 12 reps with a 1 minute break between sets becomes easy.  Get a tougher “challenge gripper” and move the old one down to the “easy gripper” position.  Save your old “easy gripper” in case you get hurt and are forced to re-start training after healing time.

“Where did you get your grip tools?”

I bought my aluminum grippers from Ironmind, but the rest of the tools are homemade.  I bought some 100 lb test paracord and some small carabiners, then drilled holes through the materials —  piece of 2″ PVC pipe, a broomstick, a scrap of 1″ x 4″ wood, and a giant yo-yo.  Thread the paracord through the material and tie a whopping knot.  Then attach a carabiner to the other end, thread it through the weights, and clip the cord to itself.  To make the giant Yo-yo roller I cut a circle of hardwood with a 2 1/8″ hole-saw and sandwiched it between two hockey pucks using J-B Weld epoxy and a bolt through the center to tie it all together into a kind of evil moonpie.  Solid as a rock.

Saving for Your Future Without Investing?

Isn't all money green? Actually no, it isn't.

When I started the Some Kind of Green project I said I was going to look for alternatives to investing in 401K programs (a.k.a. the stock market).  Before I get started, let me say that I think this planet has no future unless there is a global revolution of immense proportions.  But since I’m willing to admit that I might be wrong, and since I have a wife and family to think about, I came up with this plan.

How is investing in the stock market “ungreen?”  Investing in the stock market gives mega-corporations more money to use for growth and expansion, and expansion means more industry, more trees cut down, more pollution, and so on.

Green Alternative: Make extra mortgage payments.  As of Nov. 1st, I have stopped all 401K contributions and set up automatic extra payments on my mortgage.  Any money in existing 401K plans will remain there (it’s madness to touch it until those stocks bounce back, and even then, it’s suicidal to consider taking it out before retirement with all of the penalties and such).  401Ks are like roach motels — money checks in but it never checks out.

How is this greener?  You can’t live anywhere for free in our society, and I’m not giving up my house, so I have to pay the mortgage. Chase Bank is going to get their money from me one way or the other.  But if I pay the mortgage faster, thereby paying less interest, Chase will get less of my money.  How much less?  Based on my calculations, about $20,000 less.  And I intend to spend that $20,000 way, way greener than either Chase Bank or the stock market will.  I will also be mortgage free about 7 hears sooner.  Here is a link to a mortgage calculator that will show you how much money you can save by making extra mortgage payments.

How is this a smart investment alternative?  Although it’s almost impossible to predict the net advantage or disadvantage in this investment strategy due to the unpredictability of the market, it can be approximated.  Most predictors seem to use 8% as the long term average rate of return for a 401K.  Taking off 2% for fund management fees leaves 6%.  My mortgage rate is about 5%, which means that I’m potentially losing 1%.  I’m also losing the employer 401K match, but since that’s only .25-on-the-dollar, it’s almost inconsequential.

So let’s say for round figures I’m earning 2% less than I would with a 401K.  But am I?  Just because 8% average return on a 401K has been true in the past doesn’t mean that it will hold true in the future.  Furthermore, I’m aged 50.  The stock market could be in the tank for another 5 years or more!  By that time I should be stabilizing my 401K investments in bonds anyway.  Returns on bonds will be way less than 8%, more like 2%.  So basically, by the time the market bounces back, I’ll be too old to take advantage of it.  If I was a younger man this decision might have been harder, but as it is, not so much.  More money for me and my family and less money to the growth-oriented financial system.  Better economically, environmentally, and politically.

Oh yeah — and I also closed my accounts at Suntrust and opened accounts at Virginia Credit Union — another step in the right direction.

Does anybody else have investment and savings alternatives that are greener, more socially forward, or anti-corporate?  I’d love to hear them.

Disclaimer: I’m not a licensed financial planner, I’m just a guy trying to pick a life path.  Use this information at your own risk.

Two-and-a-half Busy Weeks

Update 7/18/19:  My club still uses the flag but we’re now called Cabal Fang Temple, and we’re a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational charity.  Visit our website or purchase our 12-week personal growth program at Smashwords, Amazon, B&N, or wherever fine e-books are sold.

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Studies show that you can kick 150% more ass in boots than you can in sock feet.  Actually, that’s not true.  I watched dozens of people (including my son) defeat Tough Mudder in glorified sock feet (a.k.a. Vibram five finger shoes).  Go figure.  Me? I’m sticking with the boots.

I haven’t posted the blog in 2 1/2 weeks.  Been a little busy.

10/19/11: After a slow start, began  working in earnest on the new Cabal Fang website over at Tumblr.  Re-write of the Cabal Fang Manual is about 75% done.

10/21/11:  Wrote and submitted a 500 word essay to a ‘zine called Get Fit for the Pit — a “a compilation zine that focuses on health and fitness from a punk/activist perspective.”  Hopefully they’ll use it.

10/23/11: Went to Wintergreen and watched my son kick butt at Tough Mudder — 10 miles, 27 obstacles, and brutal hills.  A truly amazing experience.  Way to go Robert!

10/25/11:  Got hit in the face with more than the usual force at the martial arts club.  Didn’t seem like a big deal until I started seeing black spots and flashes of light.  After several days I decided to call the doctor…

10/30/11:  …spent two hours at Virginia Eye Institute (yes, they open on Sundays for urgent eye stuff) getting a nightmarish exam that revealed a vitreous detachmentGood news: I’m not blind and it’ll heal.  Bad news: no more getting in the face (at least not that hard).

10/31/11: After collecting and delivering water, food, blankets, sleeping bags, and other supplies to Kanawha plaza twice a week for two weeks, I watched the news in horror as I discovered Occupy Richmond was bulldozed.  That night I went trick-or-treating with my kids and grand-kids, feeling lucky that I have a house and job and a beautiful family!

11/1/11: Started collecting money for the 2011 Kidney Walk on the All for Audrey Team.  Walking in honor of my granddaughter Audrey and in memory of my father.  Kidney disease is a debilitating disease that affects 1 in 9 Americans — over 85,000 people are waiting for kidney transplants as you read this.  The walk is this Sunday.  Make a donation here.

I can’t remember the date of the most remarkable thing that happened in the last 2 1/2 weeks.  Somewhere in this period of time I had a couple of really wonderful conversations with my beautiful wife.  She pointed out how I’ve lately started to see the glass as half empty instead of half full, which is strange and alarming, because everybody knows I’m Mr. Positive.  She opened my eyes about a lot of stuff and basically got me back to my old self.  She’s cool like that.

I’ve laced up my boots and I’m back in the game.

Dawn Rises on Occupy Richmond

Occupy Richmond's Dawn

Got up this morning and took some water and supplies to the folks at Occupy Richmond.   It wasn’t literally dawn, but it was a figurative dawn.

What a diverse crowd — I met a 74-year-old man and his wife, a twenty-something young organizer,  and bumped into some friends.  Apparently there were several hundred people out there yesterday, and fifty of them spent the night.

 

The park itself is off limits after 8 PM, so the protesters are having to spend the night on the sidewalk and steps.  Future General Assembly meetings may result in moving the occupation, or possible occupation of the park despite the 8 PM closing time.

Richmond Zinefest 2011

Update 7/18/19:  My club still uses the flag but we’re now called Cabal Fang Temple, and we’re a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational charity.  Visit our website or purchase our 12-week personal growth program at Smashwords, Amazon, B&N, or wherever fine e-books are sold.

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Our Order of Seven Hills Table

Zinefest ’11 was a blast.  Our table had a ton of traffic, we met dozens of great folks, and quite a few said they were going to try working out with us a The Order of Seven Hills.

The joy of Zinefest is direct access to writing and art, the ability to directly communicate with the authors and artists, and a huge injection of creative excitement.

After a day spent in the company of this much creativity, talent, and energy I go home feeling inspired and encouraged to say something, draw something, express something.

My paperweight

 

Top: Mo Karnage from Approaching Apocalypse Zine Distro, the Wing Nut, etc.