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The Hourglass and Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #43

cabalfangskeleton2In Cabal Fang the hourglass symbolizes our foundations in Hermetic concepts.  What’s Hermeticism?

Well, if you made a list of the most influential spiritual traditions in human history, Hermeticism has to be in the top 25.   It ushered in the Renaissance and was instrumental in the formation of the scientific method.  Some notable Hermeticists are Isaac Newton, Robert Fludd, Francis Bacon, Giordano Bruno, A. E. Watie (father of modern Tarot), W. B. Yeats, John Dee and a writer you may of heard of by the name of Shakespeare.

Emerald Hourglass2The most influential  and widely known Hermetic writing is the Emerald Tablet (see below).  In Cabal Fang we make a point of memorizing it.  It’s only 14 stanzas, so the good news is that, if you approach it like a memory game, you can start with one stanza and add another one every other day and get it memorized in a month.  Or you can do what I did years ago — make a recording of yourself reading it and play it on repeat while driving the car.

Once memorized, recite the Emerald Tablet once per day on an ongoing basis.

Why?  Because (a) Everyone I know who has memorized the Emerald Tablet reports that deep insights appear after a few months of regular recitation, and that deeper realizations continue to unfold over time.  And (b) It explains, in poetic terms, how the universe works.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #43

  • Hourglass image meditation.  Draw a simple hourglass on paper.  Prop the image up so you can look at it while you meditate for 10 minutes.  Record your experiences in your training log or journal.
  • 10-Count Bodybuilders EMOM (“Every Minute on the Minute”).  Set timer to beep every 60 seconds.  Every time it beeps complete your target of 10-Count Bodybuilders.  Beginners 2 to 3, Intermediate 4-5, Advanced 6+.  Rest until timer beeps.  Complete 15 rounds.

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The Emerald Table of Hermes Trismegistus

  1. True it is, without falsehood, certain and most true.
  2. That which is above is like to that which is below, and that which is below is like to that which is above, to accomplish the miracles of one thing.
  3. And as all things were by contemplation of one, so all things arose from this one thing by a single act of adaptation.
  4. The father thereof is the sun, the mother the moon; the wind carried it in its womb; the earth is the nurse thereof.
  5. It is the father of all works of wonder throughout the whole world.
  6. The power thereof is perfect.
  7. If it be cast on to earth it will separate the element of earth from that of fire, the subtle from the gross.
  8. With great sagacity it doth ascend gently from earth to heaven; again it doth descend to earth, and uniteth in itself the force from things superior and things inferior.
  9. Thus thou wilt possess the glory of the brightness of the whole world, and all obscurity will fly far from thee.
  10. This thing is the strong fortitude of all strength, for it overcometh every subtle thing and doth penetrate every solid substance.
  11. Thus was this world created.
  12. Hence there will be marvelous adaptations achieved, of which the manner is this.
  13. For this reason I am called Hermes Trismegistus, because I hold three parts of the wisdom of the world.
  14. That which I had to say about the operation of sol is completed.

Going Mobile with Workout of the Week #42

Go outside and move around.  You'll feel better.

Go outside and move around. You’ll feel better.

Whether you’re out in the woods or in the city, whether or not you’re an air-conditioned gypsy, you need to make the world your home (as Pete Townsend would say).

In other words, you ought to be strong and fit enough to get your butt out of the recliner, throw some water and food into your go-bag, and get the heck out of Dodge.

What happens if your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere?  What happens if there’s a fire, flood or natural disaster?  What if you get attacked on your way to safety?

This weeks’ workout will help you get in shape for that.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #42: Escape Plan Drill #2†

This one’s great on an outdoor fitness track.  Get your trusty backpack and put some weight in it (water bottles work great). Beginners put 5% body weight, intermediate 10%, advanced 20% or more.

  • Walk for 15 minutes to warm up.
  • Set timer for 15 rounds of 1 minute as follows below.  Go as fast as you can on those Sprint/Jog/Walk rounds and this workout will “shrink to fit” your fitness level.
  • Take as few 12-count breaks as you need to finish standing up.
  1. Squats
  2. Shadowbox
  3. Sprint/Jog/Walk
  4. Push-ups
  5. Shadowbox
  6. Sprint/Jog/Walk
  7. Lunges
  8. Shadowbox
  9. Sprint/Jog/Walk
  10. Front Plank
  11. Shadowbox
  12. Sprint/Jog/Walk
  13. Russian Squats
  14. Shadowbox
  15. Sprint/Jog/Walk
  • Walk another 15 minutes to finish off.

This will take you 45 minutes, during which time you will most likely cover somewhere north of 2.5 miles.  When you’re done you’ll have a feel for the fitness level required to get from point A to point B in a survival scenario.


†What’s Escape Plan Drill #1?  Check it out HERE.

 

Jordan Peterson Talks Martial Arts and the Workout of the Week

“The path to enlightenment and wisdom is seldom trod upon because if it was all a matter of following your bliss and doing what made you happy then everyone in the world would be a paragon of wisdom.  But it’s not that at all.  It’s a matter of facing what you least want to face.”

In the video below, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson discusses the Jungian concept of confronting the shadow — facing the scary facts about ourselves — and relates it to the martial arts.

FYI, Dr. Peterson is a popular but controversial clinical psychologist whose programs and treatments have helped thousands of people.  But his opposition to  certain modern ideas, like alternative personal pronouns and trigger warnings, is attracting a fair amount of vitriol.

The most compelling part of his argument against trigger warnings relates to the martial arts, which is that the way to treat a person with a phobia, PTSD or some other mental condition is through exposure therapy, not through avoidance.  How Jungian, eh?

And now for the workout of the week.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #41

  • Striking and Evasion Endurance Heavy Bag Drill.  Set a timer for 2 rounds of 5:00/1:00.  Lace up.  Start the timer and throw combos.  Every combo must be followed by a bob, slip, weave or pop.  Count the number of times you aren’t happy with the quality of your evasion.  Do better on your second round or complete 1 Bodybuilder per unsatisfactory maneuver.
  • Meditation on the Luminaries.  Find an image of the Luminaries — the sun and moon in one disc — or draw a simple version yourself (see below).  Set it up so that it’s at eye level when you’re in your chosen meditative posture.  Regulate your breathing and stare at the image.  Allow yourself to fully experience the symbolism of the Luminaries.  What does it say to you?

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[Note: If you struggle with this, and you receive no insights, comment below and I’ll try to give you a nudge in the right direction without spoiling your realization.]

Paper Copies now Available on Amazon

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Buy your copy now — $12.99 at Createspace

Paper copies of my recently completed book Cabal Fang: Complete Martial Arts Study Course from Querent to Elder are now available from Amazon and Createspace.

If you’d prefer the ebook, there’s still time to pre-order for $5.99 before it releases on February 1st and the price goes up.  Click here for details.

This is a big book, both literally and figuratively.  It’s big because it’s truly groundbreaking — describing the first martial art in modern history to incorporate western esoteric studies like Hermeticism, mysticism, and perennial philosophy.  Second, it’s literally big — 462 pages, 125,000 words, 100+ drills, exercises and assignments, and dozens of photos and illustrations.

Go getcha some.

 

 

More Big News and Workout of the Week #40

“Each of us is put here in this time and this place to personally decide the future of humankind…You yourself are desperately needed to save the soul of this world. Did you think you were put here for something less? In a Sacred Hoop of Life, there is no beginning and no ending.”

~Chief Arvol Looking Horse [full statement here]

coverChief Looking Horse is the chief of the Lakota, Dakota and Nakota people and he’s at the forefront of the Standing Rock resistance movement.  His words echo the feelings and thoughts that have been building in my head for the last few months.

This way of thinking — that personal responsibility is essential — has huge philosophical implications.  I’ve been a student of spiritual matters for most of my adult life.  I’ve been a practicing Presbyterian, Mormon, Buddhist, Taoist, Shamanist and Wiccan.  All of those faiths are beautiful in their own way.  But once I had the realization that each of us responsible for the problems and errors — some might call them “sins” — of the world, I knew that my personal mythology had come full circle.

I have applied to enter an online theological seminary to become an ordained Christian priest and interfaith minister.  If I’m accepted I should have my ordination in a year or so.

This won’t interfere or conflict with Cabal Fang — in fact it will only compliment it.  Cabal Fang’s spirituality is non-denominational and Hermetic in nature, and is accessible to all the world’s faiths and non-faiths.

In addition, I have just completed paperwork to incorporate the Cabal Fang Temple, Inc. as a non-profit 501(c)(3).   If you want to have a general idea what I’m envisioning for the future of the temple, check out this pamphlet describing what I’m aiming for.

I am done talking about changing the world, done hesitating, done doubting and done making excuses.  As Antoine de Saint-Exupéry  said,

“Let a man in a garret but burn with enough intensity and he will set fire to the world.”

All profits from the new Cabal Fang book go to the Cabal Fang Temple Fund.  And now for the workout of the week.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #40

  • ZiggHeavy bag ziggurat for form and fitness.  Set timer to beep every 30 seconds. Punch and/or kick heavy bag with perfect form for :30.  Complete as many Burpees as you can for :30.  Then strike the bag for 1:00 and do Burpees for :30, followed by 1:30/:30, 2:00/:30, and the back down again — 1:30/:30, 1:00/:30, :30/:30. Total = 10.5 minutes.  Take as few 12-second breaks as you need to finish standing up.  How good is your form when you’re exhausted?
  • Basic Contemplation.  Set a timer for 5 to 10 minutes.  Assume your chosen posture (I prefer seiza, but crossed legs, in a chair, yoga position are all fine as long as you pick a position and stick with it).  Close eyes and regulate breathing.  Don’t count, but it should take about 8 seconds to fill lungs, 8 seconds to empty them, and there should be about 4 seconds of hesitation when full and empty.  Keep airways open throughout — don’t clamp down on your breath.  Relax.  Don’t make war with your thoughts, just allow them to slowly quiet and dissipate toward stillness, like ripples slowly calming on the surface of a pond, or soap bubbles gently popping in air.  Practice daily and, in time, you’ll be able to quiet your mind during stressful moments.  Eventually you may even an experience of unity with God, the One, or the Tao.

 

Look Mom — It’s Workout of the Week #39!

Betty Mitchell -- August 2nd 1937 ~ January 13th 2016

Betty Mitchell — August 2nd 1937 ~ January 13th 2016

Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of my mother’s passing.  This week’s knowledge lesson comes by way of her.

Mom had a less than perfect childhood.  She wouldn’t want me to share any details, so I won’t.  All you need to know is that those experiences were a weight she carried her entire life.  Sometimes they almost pulled her under, but she always came back to the surface with grace and poise.

 

 

And, unlike some unfortunate souls who suffer wp-1485461001717.jpgin childhood, she did not pass down the abuses she suffered onto me.  On the contrary.  Mom instilled in me a lifelong sense of wonder, a love of all things spiritual, and a deep respect for intellectual pursuits.

On my 18th birthday Mom gave me a Bible.  And on the card she suggested that I read Philippians 4:8-9.  I did read it, and I never forgot it.  This passage is great advice for anyone.  But when you consider the weight that she carried, it’s easy to see how important, perhaps even lifesaving, this passage must have been to her.

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. What you have learned and received and heard and seen in me—practice these things, and the God of peace will be with you.

Thanks Mom.  You were amazing, and I miss you like nobody’s business.

And now for the workout of the week.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #39

10-Minute Grappling Half Pyramid.  Set a timer for 10 mins and complete a half pyramid of Bag Lifts, Splay-n-Punch, and Get-up with 1-2-Punch (1 of each, 2 of each, etc.).  See how high you can climb — with perfect form! — before the timer beeps.  Take as few 12-count breaks as you must.  This sounds ridiculously easy on paper.  It ain’t.  Breathe deep my lovely little snowflakes, and try not to puke.

Meditation on Peace.  The sentiment of Philippians 4:8-9 referenced above is a universal truth.  In his Meditations, Marcus Aurelius said, “Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.”  Where focus goes energy flows.  Set a timer for 10 minutes.  Settle into your chosen meditative posture.  Imagine a specific scene — a place and/or time where/when  you experienced total peace if only for a moment — and visualize it until the timer beeps.

 

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Nutty News and Workout of the Week #38

A grab bag of random news and information before we get to the Workout of the Week:

Peanuts are awesome for kids of all ages.  According to this article at USA Today, the National Institutes of Health now recommend that parents feed their kids peanut products at as early an age as practical.  The guideline used to be age 3.  Apparently, early exposure cuts the chance of developing peanut allergy by over 80%.  I’m not surprised.  Kids raised on farms suffer less from asthma and hay fever.  It’s all about the exposure.

coverFacebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is no longer an atheist.  According to his annual announcement he now thinks that “religion is very important.”  I don’t quite know what to make of this.  Still processing. Or maybe I just don’t care? 

Did you know that there’s a “statistically significant” link between eating egg rolls and owning a dog, drinking ice tea and believing that Crash didn’t deserve to win the Oscar for Best Picture, and eating fat-trimmed steaks and being atheist? Don’t believe all the nutrition/health stuff you read. Fun article.

Above you will notice the cover the new Cabal Fang eBook.  If you  haven’t pre-ordered this thing, please go do so now.  You can save $2.00 by pre-ordering now.  Price goes up to $7.99 on release day Feb 1st.

And now for the workout of the Week.

 Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #38

This week is all about self-defense, and it has three components — one each for body, mind and spirit.

 All-in HIIT for Power.  Set timer for 1 min intervals and complete 5 sets of these 3 activities (15 mins total) : 1. AMAYC Burpees (advanced folks add #20 sandbag), 2. AHAYC strikes to heavy bag and 3. Neck bridge.

Self-defense quiz. Sit down with a pad and paper and draw a diagram of the restaurant you visit most often. Mark the location of the following: emergency exit, fire extinguisher, potential barriers to gunfire, and the location of at least one weapon. If your sketch is at least middle-school level and you got 3 out of 4 things marked, you pass.

Visualization of consequences.  Set a timer for 10 minutes. Assume your chosen meditation posture and regulate your breathing. If you passed the quiz above, close your eyes and visualize the aftermath of a self-defense situation that you survive — you and yours make it out but others do not, you have to harm an attacker, there’s a terrible lawsuit, etc. If you failed the quiz, visualize the aftermath of one in which you fail — you perish, you lose a friend or loved one, etc. NEVER visualize scenes from action movies! Self-defense situations are nasty, brutal and messy both during and after, win or lose.

 

Pay Attention

This is a Chicago hot dog from Gene & Jude's I had last month.  It was awesome.

This is a hot dog from Gene & Jude’s I had when I was visiting Chicago last month. It was awesome.

Buddha walks up to a hot dog stand.  “What’ll it be?”  the vendor asks.  Buddha says “One with everything,” and slides over a ten-dollar bill.  Vendor hands Buddha a hot dog but no change.  “Where’s my change?” Buddha asks.  Vendor says, “Change must come from within.”

Which reminds me of a true story:

When I first got into martial arts I was a sponge for everything the master said.  One Saturday when the studio was slow and there weren’t many people around, he pulled me aside and asked me into his office.  I was ecstatic.  Surely I was about to receive an incredible nugget of wisdom, some secret teaching.  I stood  there in his small, cramped office quivering with anticipation.  He went behind his desk, opened the drawer, and reached inside.  What was he about to show me?  An ancient artifact?  An arcane diagram or obscure book of wisdom?  Was he going to ask me to snatch a pebble from his hand?

What happened next is etched in my mind forever.  He pulled a ten-dollar bill out of the desk and handed it to me.  “Here,” he said.  “You go Fuddrucker.  Small hot dog, no fries.  Okay?”

It turned out that my Taekwondo master, despite his broken English, wasn’t the  Asian stereotype I thought he was.  He was just a very intelligent, skilled, dedicated and hard-working man who wanted some lunch.

I, on the other hand, was an idiot.

Allow situations to teach you, no matter how mundane, unexpected, funny or downright peculiar they may be.  Pay attention and you may learn something.

2017 New Year Message: Are You Ready?

Update 7/18/19:  My club still uses the flag but we’re now called Cabal Fang Temple, and we’re a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational charity.  Visit our website or purchase our 12-week personal growth program at Smashwords, Amazon, B&N, or wherever fine e-books are sold.


When I founded the martial art of Cabal Fang back in 2008, and then started the Order of Seven Hills martial arts club in 2009, I did it because I thought my martial art could change the world.  I still do.

Sound crazy?  It ain’t.  Don’t believe me?  Watch this video.

And when you’re done, and you want to know more about Cabal Fang, pre-order a copy of the new Cabal Fang manual that’s releasing on 2/1/2017.

Happy New Year!