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Lachman, Chicago and Workout of the Week #33

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Last week I was in Chicago on business.  Thursday was cloudy, misting rain and 40º F.  I could’ve easily stayed inside and called for lunch delivery.  But my hosts wanted Gene & Jude’s, and since the place is world famous, who was I to say “No”?  Gene & Jude’s it was, and I have to admit it was a good dog.  Fresh cut fries piled on top of an old-school hot dog trimmed with mustard, onions, relish and sweet peppers.  What’s not to like?  As long as you don’t eat it every day, right?

Then, after work, I went into the city to meet a friend — who just so happened to be in Chicago at the same time! — and have a kale salad and a slice of pizza at Parlor.  A skyline worthy of Ridley Scott,  good food and great company — what’s not to love?  That I could do every day!

I almost always take a book when I travel. Nothing like a good book for conjuring wonderment out of waiting for planes, trams, taxis and shuttles.  This trip’s book was The Quest for Hermes Trismegistus by Gary Lachman.  Although I consider myself well versed on the subject matter, Gary impressed me with small details I wasn’t aware of and expanded my view with his unique insight into where Hermeticism began and where it’s headed.  His list of sources is alone worth the price of admission.  I added half a dozen of his sources to my Alibris wish list.  Excellent book. Highly recommended for anyone interested in the Thrice Great One.  You don’t read a book like this one every day!

I’m definitely going to be reading a great deal more Lachman in the months and years ahead.  But will he read mine?  I sure hope so!

And without further delay, below find the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #33

  • High Intensity Circuit Training.  Make 4 exercise stations using tires, mallets, medicine ball, etc.  Set your timer to beep every 40 – 60 seconds.  Allowing about 12 seconds to transition, that means you’ll be working each station for 28 – 48 seconds with 12 second breaks between.  If you pick 40 second rounds, do 6 cycles, 50 seconds do 5, 6o seconds do 6.  This will keep your workout around 16 minutes.  If you’re doing this with your group, add sufficient stations such that everybody has a slot.  If you don’t have enough gear, just insert some calisthenics.   And you’ll need to modify the round lengths and cycles to suit the needs of the group of course.
  • Journaling.  Are you keeping a training log and journal?  If you aren’t doing that, you’re really missing out on one of the easiest and yet most powerful personal improvement methods known to humankind.  Get yourself a book you like — spiral bound, leather, fancy, cheap, doesn’t matter — and make entries as close to daily as you can.  Include your workouts, your mood, what’s bothering you, what’s inspiring you, you name it.  Start doing it today!

 

 

20-Minute Pie-burner Workout (WOOTW#32)

wp-1480165876029.jpgHave a little too much pie the last couple of days?  Well here’s a workout that will help with that problem and, more importantly, build up your fighting-specific fitness.

  • 10-minute Medicine Ball High Intensity Circuit.  Pick a medicine ball appropriate to your size and fitness level (8-10% of your body weight should be good for most folks).  Set countdown timer for 10 minutes.  Complete as many sets of 8 each Medicine Ball Push-ups, Medicine Ball Curl-ups, Medicine Ball Get-ups, and Medicine Ball Jump Squats as you can before the timer beeps.
  • 10 Minutes of Jump Rope.  Let that countdown timer keep running for another circuit.  Jump rope as fast as you can for 10 minutes.
  • Take as few 12-second breaks as you must in order to finish the whole 20 minutes.  What’s with 12-second breaks, you ask?  It’s a Cabal Fang thing.  We don’t take breaks longer than 12 seconds because in self-defense there probably aren’t going to be any breaks.  But if there are, they’re going to be short!

A Love Affair Ends and a Peach of a Workout (WOOTW #31)

The other day I watched an episode of the T.V. show Criminal Minds called Hopeless that centered around criminals wanting to commit “suicide by cop” and bloodthirsty cops anxious to oblige.  It  ended in the character Derek Morgan quoting Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.

“These violent delights have violent ends.”  (Friar Lawrence, Act 2, Scene 6)

My fertile mind, in the thick of finishing up the martial arts book, is the perfect Petri dish in which such a quote is prone to unleash a bloom of intense thoughts and feelings.

I’ve been thinking for awhile now that watching and following combat sports isn’t good for me.  Taking pleasure in the “human drama of athletic competition” is one thing.  But watching two men give each other permanent brain damage?   What’s that doing to my brain?  What’s it doing to my spirit?

Combat sports figures are increasingly bloodthirsty, low-brow trash-talkers.  And since the things I take in — food, books, sports, films — become a part of me, I can’t help but wonder if the mental and spiritual “food” of combat sports are the kind of nutrition I need to fuel the best possible version of myself.

Is this the kind of person I want to allow to influence me? Is this someone I’d like to hang out with?  Is this who I want to become?

No.  Definitely not.

Plenty of you are going to feel differently than I do about this, and that’s okay.  I’m not trying to tell you that you’re wrong.  There’s plenty of room in this world for more than one viewpoint.  All I’m saying is that I’m choosing to align myself with a different vision of the martial arts.

I’m done watching combat sports.

And now for the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week.  This one’s a real peach!

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #31

This should only take you about 30 minutes total, but you should be fairly wrung out when you’re done!

  1. Complete a constitutional.  If you can’t be bothered to create your own, use the one we’re doing at the club this month:  Side Laterals (25), Pikes (25), Zombie Squats (50), Staggered Push-ups (40), Sprints (25), Mountain Climbers (100), Twisters (25).  That should take you 12 – 20 minutes.  Take a 2-minute breather.
  2. Kickboxing vs. heavy bag.  Set your timer for 4 x 3:00/1:00.  First round, just relax, warm-up and find your rhythm.  Second round, strike for accuracy (if your bag doesn’t have dots, use athletic tape to put Xs on it).  Round Three, strike for speed.  Hit the bag as many times as humanly possible in three minutes.  Round Four, go for power.  Hit the bag as hard as you can.  So to recap, that’s four rounds:  Warm-up, accuracy, AFAYC and AHAYC.  That’s 15 minutes.

Train hard, train safe, transform!

 

 

 

 

 

Big Anniversary and Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #30

The Cabal Fang Temple in the morning fog.

The Cabal Fang Temple in the morning fog.

Earlier this week we hit the first anniversary of the official consecration of the Cabal Fang Temple (to read more about the temple, click here).  I’ve been performing temple rites for years.  But I have to tell you that, when you commit to being the caretaker of a temple and you assume responsibility for its daily opening — ringing the bell, performing rites, and so forth — it changes everything.  It breathes a new kind of energy into your life.

Want to see the inside of the temple?  Well, most of the workout videos are shot in the temple, so watch the video below and you can get a slice!

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #30

1.  Sandbag Workout.  Select a bag that’s at least 10% of your body weight, more if you’re intermediate or advanced (I used a 32 lb bag that’s 20% of my weight).  Complete 4 sets of 10 of the following exercises: Lift ‘n’ Press, Squat Press, and Squats (video below).

2.  Indomitability Meditation.  What’s indomtability?

In`dom´i`ta`ble: 1. Not to be subdued; untamable; invincible; as, an indomitable will, courage, animal.

Meditate on the nature of Indomitability (from time you should meditate on one of the Five Vital Graces of Cabal Fang — Wonder, Sagacity, Frugality, Indomitability and Fraternity).  Assume your chosen meditative posture, regulate breathing, and spend 10 minutes allowing yourself to experience the meaning of “indomitable.”  What does it mean to be indomitable?  What does indomitability look like?   Can someone in a wheelchair be indomitable?  Someone paralyzed from the neck down even?   Record your results in your training journal or diary.

 

 

Doctor Strange and I Walk into a Bar — and the Workout of the Week

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My Nerd Fu is strong!

Doctor Strange and I walk into a bar.¹  The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” Strange says, “Away with your riddling existential questions!  Barkeep, bring me a Sazerac if you please!”  I hate it when Strange tries to crack wise, so I shake my head and ask for a cup of coffee.  The bartender looks at me and says, “What, no lame jokes or smart aleck remarks like your friend the Sorcerer Supreme over here?”  I smile broadly and and say, “Nope, he’s the comic.  I’m the real thing.”

But seriously folks, I am kind of the real thing (what can I say?  Strange and I, we both struggle with our egos a little bit).  Let me explain.

  • Strange and I grew up together.  He was born in the 60s and so was I — his birthplace is Strange Tales #110, mine is Richmond, VA.
  • While the cocky, self-involved Stephen Strange was strutting through the world as a brilliant surgeon, I was being a successful young professional climbing the corporate ladder.
  • A car accident with lingering injuries sent Strange around the globe searching for a cure.  A health scare, a failed marriage and a moment of clarity while sitting in traffic jam caused me to go in search of a cure for my weight problem and selfish attitude.
  • He ended up spending years studying the martial and mystic arts in Kamar-Taj where he ultimately experienced a spiritual awakening.  I ended up spending years practicing a multitude of martial arts and religions, which ultimately led to my spiritual awakening.
  • He accepted the mantle of Sorcerer Supreme.  I founded a new martial art.
  • He’s got a new movie out now, and I have a new book coming out next year.
  • Strange wants to save the world and so do I.

If you want to be the real life equivalent of Doctor Strange, practice Cabal Fang martial arts.

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Wife and I at the movies last night

By the way, if you haven’t seen the new Doctor Strange movie, it’s well worth watching.  I’d give it a B+.  Criticisms: The magic and horror elements of the comics were too downplayed. Magic largely took the form of conjured weapons and fighting enhancements —  where were his cool phrases like “By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth!” and where were the Vishanti? — and  Dormammu failed to terrify.   Things I liked: Good overall message, solid story, strong acting performances, best special effects in recent memory, good screen translation of inter-dimensional “strangeness” of the comics, Wong was a bad-ass, Mordo was complex, and Tilda Swinton surprised me with a great, modern update of the Ancient One.

Without further ado, here’s the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #29

  1. 10-minute Half Pyramid.  Set countdown timer for 10 minutes and climb a pyramid of Zombie Squats, Crunches, Uneven Push-ups (one hand on a Yoga block, brick, bench, etc.), and Jackknifes until the bell rings (1 of each, 2 of each, 3, 4, etc.).  You probaby won’t, but try to make 9 sets, which would be 45 of each.
  2. Cover 1 mile AFAYC.
  3. Life Review Meditation.²  Set countdown timer for 10 minutes, assume your chosen meditative posture and regulate your breath (inhale 8-10 seconds, hesitate 4-5, exhale 8-10 seconds, hesitate 4-5).  Starting with the present moment, review your actions like an outside observer.  Every time you exhale go a little further back in time, bit by bit.  Look for “sticky spots” — things that make you feel sad, embarrassed, awkward or uncertain — and poke around them until you desensitize enough to move on without feeling like you copped out.  When the bell rings, come back to present day and record what you learned in your training log or journal.

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† This particular one had doors.  As many of you know, some bars don’t.

² This is the meditation I did yesterday for this week’s WOOTW.  In a “strange” twist of fate or coincidence, imagine my surprise when I went to see the Doctor Strange movie last night and time travel figured prominently in the story.  Is that “strange” or what?!?!

9 Compasses and Workout of the Week #28

The Cabal Fang Workout of the Week is two-parter.  Enjoy!

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #28

Part 1: A nasty little pyramid with no breaks.  This works great with two heavy bags, one standing and one lying flat.  But if you only have one or none at all, you can either make one or punch the air.  No excuses!  Start with Splay Punch x2, Punch x2 from Mount, Punch x2 from Guard, Standing Punch/Kick x2 vs. the upright bag,  Then Splay Punch x2, Splay Punch x4, Punch x4 from Mount, Punch x4 from Guard, Punch/Kick x4 Standing.  Then Splay-Punch x2, Splay-Punch x4, Splay-Punch x6, Punch x6 from Mount, Punch x6 from Guard, Punch x6 Standing.  Keep going until you get to 5 Splays and all strikes x10.  Next round 4 Splays all strikes x8, then 3 Splays and all strikes x6. etc. back down to 1 Splay and all strikes x2.

Part 2: Find your compass and meditate on it.  There’s nothing worse than feeling lost.  To find out where you are and start heading in the right direction, get our your handy compass.   This holds as true in the realms of mind and spirit as it does in the realm of the forest.  When you want to orient yourself in the great outdoors you use a physical compass; to get your mental, spiritual bearings, get out a symbolic compass.

Yes, I said meditate.  Here’s how.  Look at the 9 “compasses” listed at the bottom of this post.  Which one seems appropriate to the problem, pickle, or situation you’re dealing with at the present moment?   Once you settle on a choice, memorize it.  Close your eyes and imagine that the North pole of the compass is tattooed in glowing letters on your forehead, the South one on your lower abdomen just below your belly button, the East one on your right shoulder, and the West one your left shoulder.  Set a timer for 10 minutes, assume your chose meditative posture and close your eyes.  Imagine that compass situated on your body.  Which words are glowing most brightly?  Which aren’t glowing at all?  Try to make them all glow evenly in your mind’s eye.

Below you’ll find 9 compasses that will help you orient yourself if you give them some time, consideration, meditation, contemplation, and prayer.

 Maybe the Being/Action compass is what you need.   Sometimes you don’t know if your problem is bad thinking or poor choices.  North/South is the “Being” dipole while East/West is the “Action” dipole.  There is no “wrong way” on a compass is there?  Of course not.  Just as there’s a time to go North or South depending on where you’re headed, there’s a time to accept what you’ve been dealt (“I am not”) and a time to reach down deep and assert your will (“I am”).  There’s a time to take action (“I will”) and a time to refuse to take action (“I will not”).   Sometimes these things overlap — inaction becomes an action, acceptance can become inaction, and so on, like a four-way game of rock-paper-scissors.  To figure out which direction you need to go, meditate on this compass and see if you can find your way out.

Or maybe you have a goal in mind and you don’t where to start.   Try the Ways of Achieving compass.   Not sure which quality you need to cultivate in order to hit your goal?  Meditate on the the Qualities of Manifestation compass.

When it doubt, go with the Hermetic Quaternary.   If you’re looking for direction but you’re not sure which compass is best, go with the one that’s been around since Eliphas Levi first wrote it down in 1854.  It’s about as powerful a tool as you could ever hope for.

Go ahead, give it a try!

Directions Hermetic Quaternary (a.k.a. “The Powers of the Sphinx”) Qualities of Manifestation Being/Action
North/Up To Know Purpose I am not
South/Down To Will Intent I am
East/Right To Dare Passion I will
West/Left To Keep Silent Determination I will not
Directions Western Elements Tarot Suits Astrology
North/Up Earth Pentacles  Ox/Taurus
South/Down Fire Wands  Lion/Leo
East/Right Air Swords  Man/Aquarius
West/Left Water Cups  Eagle/Scorpio
Directions Holy Grail Bloods Archangels Ways of Achieving
North/Up God & Goddess Uriel  To Visualize
South/Down Ancestors & Kin Michael  To Practice
East/Right Heroes & Friends Raphael  To Execute
West/Left Sacrifice & Nourishment Gabriel  To Plan

 

Blood Symbols and Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #27

This week’s workout is a three-parter.  You can just watch the video (see below) or if you like words over pictures, here are the details.

Calisthenics.  Complete 3 sets to failure  of Narrow Push-ups and Hindu Squats. We’re not keeping score.  But if we were, you’d get extra points for doing more than 50 of the Push-ups and more 100+ of the Squats.  This segment was created using PTDICE.  Getcha some.

Shadowboxing with 1 pound weights.  Set a timer for 10 minutes — no breaks! — and shadowbox with #1 hand weights or 16 oz boxing gloves.  If you don’t imagine your opponent you’re wasting your time.  Really visualize what you’re striking at!

Meditation on blood.   Violence is a serious matter, and blood is not to be spilled lightly.  How can you call yourself qualified to draw blood in defense of yourself or someone you care about if you haven’t even take the time to understand and appreciate the sacredness of blood and what it symbolizes?  There are four types of blood — the mythological blood of Gods and Goddesses (holy blood), the blood of ancestors and kin (family blood), the blood of friends and heroes (royal and/or cultural blood), and the blood of sacrifice and nourishment (the blood that’s spilled to keep us spiritually and/or physically fed).  Set a timer for 10 minutes, assume the meditation posture of your choice, and spend this time meditating on these four types of blood.  For a deeper experience, meditate on just one of the four types of blood and do this exercise four days running.

 

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #26

Pre-dawn Roanoke 581 South Tanglewood

I’m on the road this weekend, in the foothills of Virginia’s Blue Ridge, so I did this workout and shot this video yesterday [Note: Unlike some folks, I never, ever post any untested workouts or exercises].

I’m in the mountains visiting one of my kids who’s away at school. Which leads me to the internal, spiritual aspect of this week’s workout. 

This is something I try to do every day, with varying levels of success of course, but that I’m keenly aware of today as I have a chance to see someone I no longer get to see every day. 

Remember martial artist friends — surviving another day means nothing if each day has no meaning, no purpose, no significance.

Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #26:

Jump Rope ConditionerSet a timer to beep at 1:00 min. intervals. Cycle through these 3 exercises 3 times (9 mins total): Jump Rope AFAYC, Bodybuilders AMAYC, and Heavy bag (constant contact). Video below!

Awareness practice.  For the remainder of the day, try being fully present in, and aware of, what’s going on around you. Try to fully taste every flavor, hear every voice and note, smell every perfume, and so on. Sure, this is great self-defense practice. But it’s mainly a way to savor the miracle of your existence — to help you remember that there is sacredness inside every life experience.

Workout of the Week #25 and Indigenous People’s Day

Update 7/18/19:  My club still uses the flag but we’re now called Cabal Fang Temple, and we’re a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational charity.  Visit our website or purchase our 12-week personal growth program at Smashwords, Amazon, B&N, or wherever fine e-books are sold.

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Can't spell it? Doesn't matter. Maybe that's another way to disrespect it? I don't know, but I kind of like it. Click photo to read the article at NPR.

Can’t spell it? Doesn’t matter. Maybe that’s another way to disrespect it? I don’t know, but I kind of like it. Click photo to read the article at NPR.

Monday is Indigenous People’s Day (a.k.a. Native American Day)!

For some reason there’s a connection between Columbus Day and Italian heritage.  That’s unfortunate because there are so many truly praiseworthy Italian figures — Giordano BrunoMichelangeloRaphaelBotticelliLeonardo da VinciTitian,  Pico della MirandolaPetrarch,  Dante Alighieri, and Giovanni Boccaccio come to mind — whom proud Italians could celebrate instead!

It used to be fringe idea that Columbus wasn’t really worthy of a holiday.  But over the last ten or twenty years, a slow tide has been steadily rolling in.  Colonialism’s gloss has rubbed away, humanity’s awareness has grown, and in some places we’ve seen the second Monday in October become Indigenous People’s Day.  Yesterday Vermont joined the ever-growing cadre of states and localities ditching Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous Peoples’ Day.

UPDATE 8/17/47: But is that really a good thing?  It’s tough.  I mean, to the 2 million members of the Knights of Columbus — I personally know two members who care deeply about their communities and do great charity work — Columbus is a hero. If we only allow holidays and monuments to perfect people there will be holidays or monuments at all.

Onward now to your Cabal Fang Workout of the Week — WOOTW #25

This month at the Order of Seven Hills our external concentration is Sparring.  And with that in mind, to help build up your lungs in case you have to fight and/or run for your life, I humbly introduce…

Escape Plan Drill: This one’s great to pull off on an outdoor track or a nice path through the woods.  Set a round timer for 1:00 min. rounds with no breaks, or start a simple countdown timer to beep every 60 seconds (personally I’m a fan of the Timex Ironman watch).  First round, shadowbox with as much speed and sincerity as you can muster.  Second round, sprint around the track or down the trail as fast you possibly can — flat out.  Third round, keep going with as much speed as you can muster, either walk, jog, run or (if you’re superhuman) keep on sprinting.  Repeat that set four more times for a total of 15 minutes.  Take as few 12-second breaks as possible to finish standing up.

 

Meet me at Zinefest Tomorrow and WOOTW #24

This week the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week is coming out on Friday instead of Saturday because tomorrow I’m tabling at Richmond Zinefest 2016!

If you’ve never attended a Zinefest, you have to experience it  at least once.  It’s hundreds of independent writers, reporters, activists, DIYers and artists selling and trading their homemade wares — pamphlets, books, magazines (a.k.a. “zines”), artwork, you name it.  Unfiltered and unedited by the big-name publishing houses.  Big, Raw.  In your face.

The event is free and open to the public.  Saturday programming is at Richmond Public Library, 101 E Franklin St., Richmond VA from 11 AM to 4 PM.  Please come out, buy some stuff off my table, and shake my hand.

AND BY THE WAY this year, for the very first time, I’ll be distributing the Hermetic Library Zine!  Check this thing out — beautiful, eh?

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Now for the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week.  To wrap up Grappling Month I humbly introduce to you…

  • Grappling Conditioner #4: Complete 50 Get-ups, 50 Bodybuilders, and 250 strikes vs. heavy bag (elbows, knees, hooks, uppercuts and other short range attacks only) – all as fast as you can.  If you finish this entire thing in less than 21:04 you’ve got me beat!