Sweat Skull on Concrete

Sweat_SkullAfter completing a grueling workout in the 90° heat (40 minutes of calisthenics followed by a 1 mile jog), I laid down on the concrete to rest and stretch.

When I stood to go, I saw this skull on the cement.  I stared at it.  I was exhausted, fully spent.  I wondered if I was hallucinating.  Then I realized that my t-shirt had a design on the back, and that I had silk-screened a skull and crossbones onto the concrete in my own sweat.

Although there is a perfectly logical explanation for this mundane phenomena, I know that this is magic.  I died just a little that night.  And the next day, when I recovered stronger, I was reborn just a little.

Full Nelson, the Beer

wpid-IMG_20130811_074214.jpgI’m not a beer expert, I just like to have a beer on cheat day (for more on what this whole cheat day thing is all about, see here and here).

So when I saw a beer on the shelf called Full Nelson, being an aficionado of the great Western martial art of wrestling and all, I had to put a couple in my mix-n-match six pack.

How was it?  Just the right about of bitterness, lots of hops and a few flowers for finish.  I’m telling you, this is good stuff.  Hat’s off the folks at Blue Mountain!

And if it’s not enough that it tastes superb and it carries the name of a classic wrestling hold, it’s sustainably made right here in the mountains Virginia.  It doesn’t get any better than this.†

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†Did you get that joke?  Remember the Old Milwaukee commercials: “It doesn’t get any better than this…”  I couldn’t resist.

Squats 100,Neck Bridge 90s,P/ups full st

Squats 100,Neck Bridge 90s,P/ups full stop 25,Bicycles 100,5 Yard Dash 50,Bodybldrs 25,P/ups prison 25 @cabal_fang #WOD

The Bulletproof Coffee Experiment

wpid-IMG_20130818_064918.jpgEver heard of Dave Asprey’s Bulletproof® coffee?  I read about this stuff almost a year ago, and then I stumbled across a mention of it again the other day.  Since the claims people are making about this stuff are unreal — radical weight loss, increased focus, etc. etc. — I decided to give it a try.

Now, when I say ‘give it a try’ what I mean is that I’m going to have this stuff for breakfast every morning for two weeks.  I’m taking a measurement of my waist at the biggest point — right around my muffin-tops — every day.  At the end of two weeks I’ll blog a graph of my waist measurement and blog about the affects the stuff had on me.

To be clear, I can’t afford the fancy coffee and MCT oil the creator of this concoction is selling on his website, so I’m making the most common substitution made by proponents in the same financial boat.  Here’s Dave’s recipe compared to mine:

Dave’s Recipe My Recipe
12oz of brewed Bulletproof® Upgraded™ Coffee 12 oz of brewed Regular Coffee
2 tbsp MCT oil 2 tbsp organic virgin coconut oil (67% MCT)
2 tbsp unsalted Kerrygold butter 2 tbsp unsalted Kerry Gold butter

Nutrition info for my recipe: Calories: 420, Fat: 52, Protein: 0, Carbs: 0, Fiber: 0.

I just had my first cup.  The first thing I noticed is that it’s delicious.  If anything remarkable happens — like it makes me feel awful, or gives me an upset stomach, or what-have-you — I’ll report that as it happens.  Otherwise you’ll have to stay tuned for the final results in two weeks…

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UPDATE:  I didn’t make it the two weeks.  Read the details here.

Grip Strength (again) — i.e. “The Man Who Couldn’t Quit”

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The Ironmind package arrives…

The package arrived and I opened it with equal parts excitement and fear.  As I tore open the packaging and touched the aluminum handles, out wafted the smell of light machine oil and the distant aroma of burning tendons…

I can’t stop.  I’ve tried again and again and again.  And now I’m going to try one more time to shut that godforsaken #2 Ironmind Gripper (that’s 195 lbs of pull).

Last time I failed, not because I didn’t work hard enough, but because I trained so hard that I gave myself tendonitis.  Lesson learned.  This time I will go slower, train smarter, and be more patient.

Allen Lanier of Blue Öyster Cult Dead at 67

Allen Lanier, keyboardist and original founding member of Blue Öyster Cult, passed away yesterday due to complications of C.O.P.D.

Allen was born on June 25th, 1946. He attended the University of North Carolina for two years, concentrating on playing blues guitar during that time. He was a strong six-string player who often got roped into playing keyboards just because he could. If you ever saw him play as I have many times, you know that’s a shame because Allen could rock out on guitar with the best.

He led a full life — a stint in the Army, a romantic relationship with Patti Smith (who would later make into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame), collaborations with The Clash and The Dictators, and playing with John Cale and Jim Carroll. Here’s what band mate Eric Bloom had to say about his friend on Facebook:

“My great friend Allen Lanier has passed. I’ll miss the guy even though we hadn’t spoken in awhile. He was so talented as a musician and a thinker. He read voraciously, all kinds of things, especially comparative religion. We drove for years together, shared rooms in the early days. We partied, laughed, played. All BOC fans and band members will mourn his death. Ultimately smoking finally got to him. He had been hospitalized with C.O.P.D. It was Allen who heard some old college band tapes of mine and suggested I get a shot as the singer in 1968. A lot of great memories, over 40 years worth. Maybe he’s playing a tune with Jim Carroll right now.”

Rest easy Allen.

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Bradbury Challenge Week 3

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Half an hour after this storm, the sun was out and it was twenty degrees cooler outside. Inside every cloud there’s a silver lining, when one door closes another opens, blah blah blah…

If you’re tuning in late, here’s the skinny.  A few weeks ago I decided to take up a variant of the Bradbury Challenge (writing a short story every week for 52 weeks).  I’m going to write a story a week until I have 80,000 words, at which point I’m going to publish the collection on Smashwords.

Last week’s story was The Vase of Melampus.‡  I didn’t quite finish.  But I’m not going to call that an epic fail, or even a fail.  Why?

Because the reason I didn’t finish The Vase of Melampus is that I got sidetracked writing about 8,000 words on two upcoming fitness/martial arts books.  My daily writing goal is 1,000 words a day, so even though I didn’t finish the short story, I smashed my daily output goal.

I’m putting this loss in the win column.

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‡Check out Melampus.  Trippy, right?

Dirty Dogs 25/side,Steam Engines 100,P/u

Dirty Dogs 25/side,Steam Engines 100,P/ups dbl-wide 25,Leg Lifts 50,Prisoner Squats 50,Side Crunch 50,P/ups feet elev. 15 @cabal_fang #WOD

Very Veggie Breakfast Shake

wpid-IMG_20130811_074033.jpgHere’s another breakfast and/or recovery shake that’s 4HB/Slow Carb Diet compliant (as far as the ingredients go anyway — on 4HB drinking calories isn’t encouraged).

You’re going to say this sounds disgusting.  But if you like tomato-based veggie juices you’ll like this one.  I promise!

In your blender or Magic Bullet, put the following and blend until the spinach liquifies and the mix is smooth:

  • 1/2 cup ice
  • 1 cup Knudsen Organic Very Veggie Juice
  • 2 cups raw organic spinach
  • 2 raw eggs (wash your eggs with soap and water first)
  • a dash of hot sauce (if desired)

Nutrition info: Calories: 230, Protein: 16, Fat: 10, Carbs: 14, Fiber: 5

Take the Leap

Mo_Jump_Swim_130809My first post is up over at Writer’s Lunch.  Check it out.