NEW: Animal-based Fitness Exercises

imageAnimals have a long and well-documented history of inspiring martial artists — the legendary styles of China, the six animals of Kuk Sool Won, and so forth — and they are still inspiring the martial artists of today.

Starting this week, I’ll be blending 16 new animal-based exercises into the Cabal Fang WOD fitness batter.

Don’t know the exercises? Check out this video by BJJ expert Jason Scully.

UPDATE (2/11/16): Looks like Jason has made his video private, which stinks because it’s a great video!  I’m going to leave the link intact (see bottom) in case he makes it public.  In the meantime, please accept this brief outline of how to do the animal exercises I reference on this blog.  ~Mitch

  1. Alligator Walks. Emulate the alternating flexion of a ‘gator.  Keeping torso as close to the floor as possible, bring foot forward and place as close as possible to palm of same side while opposite hand advances.
  2. Alligator Push-ups. Do Push-ups with the sole of one foot really close to the palm of the same side hand.
  3. Bear Walks.  Go forward on palms and soles of feet with butt high in the air.
  4. Crab Walks. Walk on palms and soles of feet with belly up and head held high.
  5. Duck Walks. Squat on balls of feet. Walk forward with knees bent and butt close to floor without the aid of hands.
  6. Frog Hops.  Squat on balls of feet, knees splayed, palms on floor.  Hop forward ballistically.
  7. Inchworms. Start on floor in Superman position.  Palms stationary, slowly walk feet forward into “A” position and finally to full jackknife with butt in the air.  Feet stationary, walk hands out to Superman position.  Repeat
  8. Gorilla Walks.  Bear Walk on fists with butt close to the floor.
  9. Kangaroo Hops.  Squat on balls of feet.  Hop forward without using hands. 
  10. Leopard Crawl. Bear Walk with groin almost touching the floor
  11. Monkey Roll. Squat on balls of feet, knees splayed, hands on floor.  Hop up with all four limbs.  Immediately on landing, flex all four limbs, collapse, and barrel roll to right.  Repeat back and forth.
  12. Monkey Run. Squat on balls of feet, knees splayed, palms on floor.  Gallop forward on all fours, body canted on a 45, keeping butt close to floor.
  13. Mule Kicks. On all fours with butt high in the air, flex knees and kick backward with both feet at the same time.
  14. Octopus Walk. Start on knees with torso upright and hands behind head.  Pick up right knee and put sole of foot on floor in front of you.  Collapse forward onto right knee as you drag left leg forward and place it ahead.  C0llapse forward on left knee and repeat.
  15. Rabbit Hops. Like a Frog Hop except knees stay as close together as possible.
  16. Scorpions. Start in Bear Walk position.  Raise one leg with knee bent and shoot sole of foot toward back of head.  Repeat, alternating sides.
  17. Shrimps.  Start on back with knees bent and soles of both feet on floor.  Lift one foot and push off with the other as you bend at the waist and shoot backward.  Put foot back on floor and Shrimp with other leg.
  18. Seal Walks.  Assume Push-up position and drop groin all the way to the floor.  Point toes backward.  With legs totally “dead,” walk foward on hands only.
  19. Snake Slithers.  Lay on belly with arms at sides and feet together.  Move forward with a semi-rocking motion, using only shoulders, belly, and hips.
  20. Tiger Walks. Bear Walk with butt closer to the floor, but not as low as Alligator or Leopard.
  21. Tiger Push-ups.  Push-up from Tiger position above.

A Important Note Concerning Cabal Fang WODs

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This was one of the easy #CABALFANG #WOD workouts. Some of them are way harder.

I just want to make it clear that the Cabal Fang WODs (“workouts of the day”) are meant to balance and supplement — not replace — regular martial and/or fitness practice.*

The purpose of the Cabal Fang WODs is to provide martial artists with supplemental solo workouts that broaden martial horizons, promote functional fitness, and break up the monotony.

This is why Cabal Fang WODs contain meditation exercises, non self-defense oriented martial arts drills and exercises, running, biking, walking, hiking, eccentric weight exercises, traditional weightlifting routines, jumping rope, and so on.  This is also why they are sometimes really easy, other times really hard, and everything in between.

They’re also handy for:

  • folks who want to study Cabal Fang but aren’t near any other Cabal Fang clubs (we call them “Orders”)
  • people who would like to study martial arts but can’t afford to traditional classes
  • workout nuts who aren’t martial artists but want to spice things up and add some martial flavor
  • for martial arts instructors looking for class ideas
  • and so on.

You will also notice that many of these workouts feature PTDICE, which can purchase here.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled program already in progress…

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*If you are a student of Cabal Fang (or any other martial art for that matter) you should be working out with your group 2 or 3 times per week for about 90 minutes, of which approximately 50 minutes should be spent on practical, self-defense-oriented martial training and another 20 on a intense calisthenics (a “Constitutional” in Cabal Fang terminology).  The other 20 are for warm-up, cool-down, and stretch.

CHAINS, HEAVY BAG #CABALFANG #WOD

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CHAINS (Loop #20 chain around neck, complete 1/2 Pyramid to 9 reps of Push-ups, Squats, Lunge RF, Lunge LF); HEAVY BAG (6 x 1:30/:30 AHAYC)

DOUBLE END BALL, HIKE #CABALFANG #WOD

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DOUBLE END BALL (practice shoulder pops and rolls, 10 mins AFAYC); HIKE (2 miles w/ 30% bodyweight pack)

“The first discipline of education must

“The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.” #Crowley #Quotes

Billy Blanks and Me

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Me and Billy Blanks, July 29, 1991. Note my ridiculous mustache and paunch, both of which have since been jettisoned.

I was rummaging in some boxes a few nights ago and stumbled across this photo of Billy Blanks and me.  It was taken on 7/29/91, in the conference room where I worked at the time.  He had come by to promote the release of his new movie King of the Kickboxers.

Please feel free to make jokes about my ridiculous mustache and little round hobbit belly (both of which I’m proud to say I have long since gotten rid of).  You can also make fun of Billy and his Tae Bo workout system if you like, but I feel sure that meeting him would dispel any lack of respect.

Shaking hands with Billy Blanks is like shaking hands with the bumper of a truck.

Let’s not forget that Billy was a 7th Dan Black Belt in Taekwondo at the time (8th Dan nowadays), and that he has earned black belts in five other martial arts styles.  He is a seven-time world karate champion who has won 36 gold medals in international competition.  Oh yeah, and  he was the 1984 Massachusetts Golden Gloves Champion and the Tri-State Golden Gloves Champion of Champions.

Like all martial arts masters I have met, he has a powerful presence.  In contrast to his popular, high-energy image, I found him to be quiet, thoughtful, and soft spoken.  Although his achievements inside and outside the martial arts far exceeded mine, he was inquisitive about my martial arts training and very respectful of the work I was doing at the time, teaching martial arts to inner city kids.

Ah, the memories.

RESISTANCE BANDS, BIKE #CABALFANG #WOD

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RESISTANCE BANDS (6×12 of Push-ups, Squat/Fr. Press, Fly, Lunge/Fr. Press, 45 sec btw sets); BIKE (15 mins AFAYC)

The Finished Poster

Ladies and Gentlemen, for your enjoyment and edification, may I present the finished poster I blogged about the other day.   There’s a ton wrong with it — the scale of the objects is way off, there are some issues with the letters, general sloppiness issues, and so on — but it’s just an elaborate doodle I created for my workout room, something to remind me to stay focused, so who cares?  It’s not like it’s art that I’m selling or anything.

I’m sure it’s just the perfectionist in me, but I feel myself wanting to re-do it properly, taking more care.  Oh well, another day.  I spent several hours on it, a nice relaxing break.  Time to get back to finishing the next book…
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“We are standing on a whale fishing for

“We are standing on a whale fishing for minnows.” #Campbell #quotes

Old Tarot, New Tarot

The Fool — by way of the Aeclectic Tarot website.

I’ve been using the Hoi Polloi Tarot since I bought it at B. Dalton Bookstore back in the 70s.  After almost 40 years of friendship, that old deck is very dear to me.

But it must’ve been sometime around 2001 when I realized that, while it is beautiful to look at,  there are issues with the deck.  It’s fairly faithful as Rider-Waite-Smith clones go, but the backgrounds are missing, and certain very symbolic details are different, such as the number of Yods and the colors of certain objects.  One example is The Fool.  In the RWS deck, the rose is white.  In mine the rose is red.

These differences and issues have surfaced several times before. I always gloss over them and move along with my old friend as before.

Then other day, while contemplating the Knight of Wands, it hit me that his tunic should not be green.  It was like a mallet to my forehead.  “Mitch,” the voice in my head said, “this is a test.”  But what kind of test?  Was the challenge before me to just relax and not be so uptight about details?  After all, I do struggle with being very driven and nit-picky.  Or was the test to realize that all tools wear out eventually and must be replaced, to remain focused on getting the job done rather than being sentimental about tools?

The next day, while performing the Qabalistic Cross, it hit me that the challenge was to do both.  If I was going to build a new house, would I throw away the antique hammer that I inherited from my father and replace it?  No, I’d just set it aside as a keepsake to use for hanging pictures an such. I’d go and buy a framing hammer for the new job.  As usual, the false tension of dualism is the enemy.

So I wrapped up the old cards in a scarf and put them in a pretty box to use on special occasions.  The new cards are necessary if I’m going to progress in my esoteric studies.  And I ordered a new Tarot deck.  It’ll be arriving in the mail soon.

It’s time to make a new friend.