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WOOTW #12

Update 7/18/19:  My club still uses the flag but we’re now called Cabal Fang Temple, and we’re a 501(c)(3) non-profit educational charity.  Visit our website or purchase our 12-week personal growth program at Smashwords, Amazon, B&N, or wherever fine e-books are sold.

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The Hand of Mysteries

The Cabal Fang workout of the week is this month’s Constitutional at the Order of Seven Hills. See if you can get this done in under 18 minutes:

  • 100 Jump Squats
  • 25 Sprints (out and back to point 6 – 8 meters/yards away counts as 1)
  • 25 Help-ups*
  • 1 minute Front Plank
  • 25 Dive Bomber Push-ups
  • 100 Wall Touches
  • 25 Pikes

I’m so convinced you’ll love this workout that, if you do this work out and post in the comments below a link to a video of you doing so, I’ll send you a coupon for a free download of the Calisthenics Codex and put you down for a free download of the next martial arts book just as soon as it hits the street!

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* Clasp opposite hands with your partner in bro-handshake grip. Partner A squats and Partner B helps him/her up with a forceful bicep curl. Switch roles and repeat. That’s one rep. Switch hands half way through.

Knife Defense Video and WOOTW #11

Tuesday night was knife defense.  The 90-minute workout included improvised weapons and simple situational drills.  Here’s a short video of the highlights — including the last couple of exercises from the fitness portion.

Here’s a video from a few years back, probably the best and most realistic, intense knife defense work you’ll see.

And now for the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week — Grappling Conditioner #3:

Set countdown timer for 10:00 mins and complete as many sets as you can before the timer beeps of 5 Bag Lifts, 10 mounted strikes, and 5 Splay ‘n’ Punch.

A Cold, Cold Moon and WOOTW #10

Before the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week, a little tidbit.

Seeing a TV news report about last Thursday’s daring Antarctic rescue of two sick researchers from Amundsen-Scott Station re-awakened my fascination with the South Pole.  A coworker of mine some years ago had some amazing stories that I’ve never forgotten about working at McMurdo Station.  But McMurdo is at a much lower altitude than Amundsen, and not at the geographic pole.  Can you imagine a place where the temperature dips to -100º F and it’s day for half the year and night the other half — with 11 weeks of continuous, pitch black darkness?

Here’s an amazing video of an entire 14-day moon cycle as filmed at Amundsen Scott by Robert Schwarz (by the way, all of his videos are top notch– so sit down with your favorite beverage and enjoy them all).

Now for the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week:

  1. Start a repeating countdown timer for 10:00.  This workout is made up of three 10-minute sections.  Get the workout straight in your head so you can transition smoothly without having to reset/restart your timer.
  2. 10-minute Half Pyramid (created using PTDICE).  Complete 1 Prison Push-up, 1 Crunch, 1  Mountain Climber, and 1 Flutter Kick.  Then do 2 of each, 3 of each, 4 of each, etc.  See how high you can climb before the timer beeps (I almost finished set #9 but not quite).
  3. Pick Two Kicks.  Pick two kicks (I chose Stamping Kick and Roundhouse) and see how many you can get done before the 10:00 is up.  Put them in combinations, double up, experiment, have fun, and see how many total kicks you can get done before the timer beeps (I only got 170).  Walk it off slowly and cool down for 3 minutes, then move on to the meditation part below for 7 minutes.
  4. Meditation on Failure.  Spend 7 minutes imagining — or if you prefer, recalling — all of the unpleasant, annoying, disastrous, infuriating and catastrophic crap you can think of.  Really put yourself into those memories or imaginations.  Try to remain calm, not just in mind and spirit, but in body.  Keep both heart and breathing rate normal for the duration.  A master of the martial arts remains true in the face of all unpleasantness, up to and including even certain death.  A friend of mine says that martial artists need to prepare for failure and disappointment, and I agree.  We stack up so many layers of positive thinking, practice, preparedness and prevention that we can find it hard to keep it together when failure and disappointment come along.  What happens when you fail to be decisive in an emergency? When, despite all your dedicated practice, you allow some loser to intimidate you?  When your lover says “no” to your advances?  What if he or she breaks up with you and you didn’t see it coming?   How do you react when the artwork you spent a year working on turns out to be a piece of junk?  Do you beat yourself up, drink yourself to sleep, cry, throw things, lose your temper, act like an ass?  Things don’t always go your way.  Sometimes that’s because you screwed up.  Sometimes it’s because things happen that are outside your control.  Doesn’t matter.  Get ready for that shit.  

My Transformation (Plus WOOTW #9)

People don’t believe me when I tell them I used to weigh over 230 pounds.  Even fewer believe me when I tell them that I used to be a hot-tempered, selfish, lazy jerk — a shiftless employee, a crappy father, and a thoughtless husband.

Fortunately I have the pictures to prove the part about my weight (I’m the one with the beard — the little blonde guy is my son who’s now 33 years old).   As for my bad attitude, well, I guess you’ll have to take my word for it.

 

How did I turn myself around?  Martial arts.  I lost 80 lbs of weight and doubled my income within two years of taking up martial arts.    But to tell you the truth, nothing is a magic wand — not even martial arts — and nothing can help you until you get your head straight.

After a health scare or two and a couple of deep realizations, I finally figured out that I didn’t have a temper problem, a weight problem, a work ethic problem, an attitude problem or a relationship problem.  I realized I had one big problem  — a self-esteem problem that I was allowing to wreck everything else.  I hated myself.  And I had been lashing out at everything and everyone else around me, as if anyone other than myself was to blame.

That was thirty years ago.  2016 is my 30th anniversary in the martial arts.

Everything I know about the martial arts and self-transformation and I have packed it into my forthcoming eBook.  If you want to turn yourself around 180°  go pre-order it now.  You won’t be disappointed.

Pre-order the Cabal Fang Martial Arts eBook on iTunes

Pre-order at Barnes & Noble

Pre-order in any format at Smashwords

Pre-order it on from KOBO

And now for the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week — WOOTW #9.

“777” Workout

* 7 x 1:00/:30 of Kickboxing on the heavy bag AHAYC, then
* Full pyramid to 7 of #20 Sandbag Burpees and Sandbag Sit-ups (that’s 49 each total)

Finish it faster than 23:00 flat and you got me beat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ladybugs and Silicone, plus WOOTW #8

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One of my paintings…

Life always evolves ever more enlightened forms, with larger brains and more highly developed social structures.  Matter struggles to transform itself into something greater too, gravity being evidence of its desire to confederate, tryst, and come together.  Silicon, through it’s symbiotic relationship with humanity, strives for its maximum attainment through circuit boards, software and the virtual, mechanico-electric equivalent of Nature’s web — the internet.

In the same way that a ladybug will always climb to the highest finger on a child’s hand as it searches for a place to launch into flight, so do all things in the universe reach for the highest level of consciousness.

Everything in existence is searching for a mountaintop where it can commune with God, the One, the All.

And this is why, when I’m staring off into space, my wife no longer asks, “Whatcha thinking about honey?”

And now for the Cabal Fang Workout of the Week.  WOOTW #8 is a martial arts fitness and mobility drill that works just fine either armed or unarmed!

Set a timer for 1 minute repeating intervals. Armed or unarmed (your choice) complete 1 minute each of: 1. Step up and over 2. Crawl under 3. Jump Up 4. Crawl under 5. Push-ups 6. Crawl under 7. Jump up 8. Crawl under 9. Russian Squats 10. Step up and over. Beginners, bodyweight only. Intermediate players, add wrist weights. Advanced players add wrist weights and weighted vest.

Cabal Fang WOOTW #7

No fancy preamble to this week’s WOOTW — with the passing of the champ, I’ve got little to say other than what I said earlier this morning.

Cabal Fang WOOTW #7

Half Pyramid to 15 of Knuckle Push-ups, Flutter Kicks, Zombie Squats, and Wall Touches (that’s 105 reps each.). Rest 1 min. Then AFAYC complete 250 strikes of your choice  — punches, kicks, stick/weapon strikes vs. heavy bag or forging post, whatever you please.

My NASA Pictures and Cabal Fang WOOTW #6

If you’re here for the Workout of the Week (WOOTW), just scroll to the bottom.  But if you want some really cool rocket porn, stick around!  While we are on vacation the wife and I stopped to visit the NASA Wallops Flight Facility Visitor’s Center.  Here are a few shots.  I highly recommend the visit if you’re ever in the vicinity.   How cool is it to see Little Joe — the rocket that was used to test the Mercury mission capsule back in 1959-60?

Here’s a photo set and a map to the facility.  There’s tons to do and see, way more rockets than pictured here, actual satellites and demos and such, an observation deck, and you can even time your visit to coincide with an actual rocket launch! Entry is free and the gift shop is deluxe (bring money my nerds, bring money).

And now for your Cabal Fang workout of the week — WOOTW #6 to be precise.

Set timer for 8:00.  Complete as may sets as you can before the timer beeps of (8) Medicine Ball Push-ups, (8) Med. Ball Jackknifes, and (8) Med. Ball Jump Squats (I made 7 sets, see if you can make 8).  For the next 8:00 cycle, shadowbox with 1 lb. hand weights.

Cabal Fang WOOTW #5 Starring The Manassa Mauler

JD_CaptureIt’s really hard to learn how to box from a book.  Videos are better.  In person instruction is better still.

But if you have to learn the sweet science from a book, you should use Jack Dempsey’s 1950s classic entitled Championship Fighting: Explosive Punching and Aggressive Defense.   Go figure — a guy with 83 wins and only 6 losses knew a thing or two about boxing.  Miracles never cease, eh?

In Honor of “The Manassa Mauler“, the Workout of the Week is…

Max Power Endurance Drill.  Warm up thoroughly.  Set timer to beep every 30 seconds.  Hit heavy bag with as much power and evil intent as you can for :30 and then rest for :30.  Then hit the bag with max power shots for two cycles, a total of 1:00, and then rest for :30.  Continue until you finish the 6th round which is 6 cycles of :30 or a total of 3:00.  13 minutes total — see table below.  Get ready, you’re gonna be gassed.

MAX POWER ENDURANCE DRILL Hit duration (seconds) Break (secs)
Round 1 30 30
Round 2 60 30
Round 3 90 30
Round 4 120 30
Round 5 150 30
Round 6 180 Finish (13 mins total)

 

 

 

Cabal Fang WOOTW #4: Static Slow Kicks

Nobody kicks slowly in place any more, but they should.  These really help improve your kicking form.  Cabal Fang Workout of the Week #4 is as follows: 50 to 100 static slow kicks per leg.  Video below!

Cabal Fang WOOTW #3

The Cabal Fang martial arts workout of the week is brought to you by Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power, the world’s third most ridiculous piece of fitness equipment, second only to the Thighmaster and the Shakeweight!  Video below.

All joking aside, today’s little slice of heaven is a two-parter as follows.

  1. Evasion.  Shadowbox  for 3 x 5:00/1:00 with plenty of bobs, slips, weaves, and shoulder pops.  Round 1 — no feet.  Round 2 — add feet.  Round 3 — all strikes in very short range facing a wall and moving laterally (knees, uppercuts, hooks, shovel hooks, and elbows).
  2. As many 10-count Bodybuilders as you can in 20 minutes.  Do more than 115 and you’ve got me beat.