Category Archives: Martial arts

This #WOD is No Joke

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This sandbag workout looks easy on paper, but trust me when I say it’s no joke.*

Perform all exercises with a sandbag. (I’m 50+ years old and weigh 142 lbs. I used a 20 pounder. Select your bag weight based on your size, age, and fitness level.) 6 x 10 of Curl ‘n’ Press, Goblet Squats, Walking Push-ups, Lunge Press. Take as many 12 second rest breaks as you need to finish. I got done in 18:30.

Exercise notes:

  • Curl ‘n’ Press: Stand straight and hold bag in both hands with arms straight, bag at groin level.  Curl bag to chest level and press overhead.
  • Goblet Squats: Stand with feet slightly wider than shoulder width and hold bag in both hands at chest level.  Keep back straight and squat low until elbows touch knees.
  • Push-ups: Place bag on floor, get into Push-up position with one hand on bag. Push-up, then hand walk and place other hand on bag, Push-up, etc. alternating sides.
  • Lunge Press: Stand straight and hold bag in both hands at chest level.  Step forward into a front lunge, pressing the bag straight overhead as you do so. Step back into ready position as you lower the bag to chest level.  Alternate sides/feet.  This is a tough exercise and a super gauge of fitness.

* As always, warm up thoroughly before you begin any workout (10 mins minimum).  During exercise, monitor your heart rate and keep it within safe limits. You can use the old traditional formula (220 – age = theoretical max beats per minute) or you use this fancy online one that’s way more accurate.  I’m not your coach, I don’t know your body, and I’m not responsible for your health.  You are.  Proceed at your own risk.

Stretching and Meditation #CABALFANG #WOD

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Intense exercise takes its toll, both mentally and physically. It’s important to take days off, and spend some of those days off stretching and clearing your head.

Take a walk or engage in some form of very light exercise for 10 to 15 minutes. Then spend twenty minutes on a thorough stretching routine, followed by 10 minutes of meditation.

Before meditating, quiet your mind by saying a prayer, invocation, affirmation, etc. (lately I’ve been performing the LBRP).  If you are an atheist, pray to Truth, to Justice, to Hope, to Mother Nature, to your own Better Self, etc. Prayer is relaxing and beneficial, and you shouldn’t have to miss out on the fun just because you don’t believe in a deity.

Wisdom of Raven CoverIf you don’t know where to start with the whole meditation thing, my little ebooklet Wisdom of the Raven explains the differences between meditation, contemplation and prayer, and shows how to get started  in each.  Get it at Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, or iTunes for just 99 cents.

Jam Packed Update and Your #WOD

1. First things first. Here’s your WOD and a book recommendation:

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PTDICE HIIT: 6 x 30 secs AMAYC of Push-ups (tap shoulder with opposite hand between reps), Side Crunches, Steam Engines, Hindu Squats, and rest — 15 mins total. Heavy bag HIIT: 20 x :20/:10 max power punches and kicks — 10 mins total.

2. My new calisthenics eBook is selling like snowcones at a jalapeno eating contest. If you dig working out, go get it.

3. I went camping this past weekend. Even though it was as hot as Satan’s underpants, and even though we had to head home early on account of severe storms, we had a great time. For the grandkids I made masks out of Poplar leaves. We saw a big ‘ol rat snake. We ate delicious food items. Made it home before the storm hit, just in time to see a tree in my backyard break in half. Pictures below.

Have a funnest day ever! Remember: every day on this side of the grass is a good day.

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Lines Down #CABALFANG #WOD

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The storm brought the power lines down on Saturday night, and since 40,000 people in central Virginia were without electricity, the power company still hasn’t made it out. The lines are live and, as a result, we can’t be within 10 meters/30 feet of the line. That outbuilding on the right, the one the line is draped across, is my workout space. No weights, no heavy bag, no jump rope, even my PTDICE are in there. And my bike is parked off camera (but still within the forbidden zone).

So here’s my equipment-free WOD:

Conditioning Walk/Run: Set timer to beep every 3 minutes. Go as fast as you can until timer beeps and complete Push-ups until failure. Repeat x 10 (30 minutes total).

Travel, Book Recommendation and #CABALFANG #WOD

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I’ll be traveling this week, so after today, no WOD posts until next Monday. I did write a post for tomorrow though — not a WOD, but it’s a beauty.  See you next week!

BIKE (Warm-up for 18 mins, then ride AFAYC for 12 minutes, followed by cool down for 10 mins — 40 mins total).

Today’s book recommendation: In the background of the photo above you’ll notice the often joked about “Dark Night of the Soul” by St. John of the Cross. Required reading for anyone pursuing the mystic path, this is a short but deeply moving and important book. Many people seem to think it’s just for those of Catholic faith. It isn’t. Read this powerful little tome and you’ll see why it’s title is now a universal phrase for the ultimate struggle preceding enlightenment.

PTDICE #CABALFANG #WOD and a review of Disintegration By Richard Thomas

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Happy Friday! Feeling a little lazy today…here’s the little 15-minute PTDICE workout I did this morning. Put a #20 chain around your neck and complete a full pyramid to 7 of Prisoner Squats, Prison Push-ups, and Twisters (that’s 49 each).

And here is my review of “Disintegration” by Richard Thomas, an A+ gut-punching noir monkey wrench to the back of your skull: http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1303236573

PTDICE, Kick Drill #CABALFANG #WOD

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PTDICE  (1/2 Pyramid to 10 of Wide Push-ups, Crunches w/ legs up, Dirty Dogs, Staggered Push-ups, Bicycles); Heavy Bag Kick Drill (6 x 2:00/1:00 as follows — single kicks for 2:00, shadowbox for 1:00, double kicks for 2:00, rest 1:00. Repeat twice more for a total of 6 rounds).

See that book in the background? I’m going to be doing that every time I post a workout. Who doesn’t like a good book recommendation, right?

Grinding out the Ranger Workout

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Okay, I just sort of threw this title together from all the miscellaneous bits I’m tossing into this post.

First, I just want to share some love for my 2000 Ford Ranger which just hit the 200,000 mile mark. There have been repairs but far less than you’d expect. Still gets 23 mpg mixed. She’s my baby.
Second, today’s workout:

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Dumbbells (6 x 12 of Two-Handed Triceps Ext., Crunches, Two-Handed Military Press, and Squats). Animals (10 mins of Gorilla Walk, Alligator Walk, Shrimp, 1 min each alternating). Heavy Bag (Set timer to beep every minute and alternate Punching, Push-ups, Kicks, Squats, Combos, and rest for 10 minutes).

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Third, I want to share my Grinds experiment. If you’re trying to kick snus or snuff, this nicotine free product is a delicious alternative. It’s made from coffee and chocolate rather than tobacco. It does contaoin caffeine though, which kept me from feeling drowsy, but I need something to use after dinner or I’ll be up all night. More research needed!

I Literally Wrote the Book on Calisthenics

Calis Codex cover final for webMy newest eBook The Calisthenics Codex is now available everywhere, and I’m proud to say that it’s already one of the most popular books on the subject.  It’s at #2 at Barnes & Noble and #1 on Kobo and Smashwords.

Pre-order is now over, but the price hasn’t yet gone up.  You can still get it at half price ($2.49), but that won’t last long.  It’ll be 4.99 soon.

This baby took over a year to get to market, and there’s lots of love, sweat and tears inside this digital beauty.  You’ll get plenty of bang for your buck, I guarantee it.

Go get some.

About the The Calisthenics Codex:

“The Calisthenics Codex” features 50 calisthenics, each fully explained, illustrated with photos, and arranged into lists that target your interests and fitness level. Choose one of 12 different workout types and then select exercises from 26 groupings like “Gym Class Flashback”, “Steampunk Nightmare”, and “Self Destruct Sequence” to create workouts that suit your goals, interests, and fitness level. The possibilities are virtually endless.

Beginners get started right, with easy calisthenics such as Front Planks, Dirty Dogs and Lunges, and learn how to warm up, cool down, and stretch. Advanced players are presented with brutal exercises like Barrel Roll Push-ups, Hindu Squats, and Bodybuilders, and face tough challenges like “Gut Check” and “Death March.”

And as an added bonus, you’ll find out how to complete any workout and get your name in the Calisthenics Codex Hall of Fame!

Saturday Gut Check #CABALFANG #WOD

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Here’s a solo martial arts gut check.

Put on wrist weights (8 oz min) and leave then on for the duration of the workout.

Russian Squats – 100
Get-ups – 50
Prisoner Squats – 100
Forward Neck Bridge – 90 secs
Backward Neck Bridge – 90 secs
Staggered Push-ups – 50
Side Lunges – 100
Pikes – 50
Shadowboxing with kicks, slips, and pops  – 7 x 3:00/1:00

I just finished in 56 minutes. Let me know how you feel when you’re done.