Command & Mastery

Warning Meta ContentSometimes I don’t feel very much like a martial arts master.  Like when I’m wrestling a guy who outweighs me by 80 pounds, or when I wake up in the morning to find that my back has gone out, or when I’m trying a new technique and I can’t seem to make it work.

But then I focus on the fact that I’m a master not a champion, and it all becomes clear.

The champion is warrior or competitor who is in search of the trophy, the accolades, the purse, the measurable reward or the attainable victory.  Once the goal or the peak has been reached, champions often destroy themselves with continued attempts to achieve former glory, or give up and fade away into dissipation and sloth.

One of Morgan's recent works

The master is the experimenter, the innovator, the teacher, the one whose goal is to fully explore and experience the art form.  Masters are searching for new discoveries and a fuller experiences.   Recognition comes to them late in life, sometimes even posthumously, if it ever comes at all.  Though both are the stuff of legend, few are the masters who become champions and the champions who realize mastery.

It’s important to stake stock of your path.  To self-evaluate, to analyze, to think about what you’re doing.  To have goals.

Ask yourself what it is exactly that you’re trying to do.

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Cabal Fang WOD: 

Command & Mastery Drill.  Lay a heavy bag on the floor, set timer to beep every 1:00, and pick up your dull wooden training weapon.  Switching hands/grips each cycle, complete 4 cycles of 1:00 ea. of  (a) Mount heavy bag and strike, (b) Sit-ups w/ strike at the top, (c)  Shadowboxing w/ weapon (d) 10-count Bodybuilders w/ weapon in hand.  16 mins total.   Count number of times live end of weapon touches your body (should be -0-).  When all 4 cycles are done, complete 12 Push-ups per touch.

Periods, Cycles and the Power of Greyskull

About a month ago my son told me he started a new weightlifting program called the Greyskull LP by John “Johnny Pain” Sheaffer.¹  I was intrigued, so I did some research.

This is one hilarious picture (thanks to Matthew Oliphant, whoever you are). I can’t believe how perfect it is for this blog post!

My research revealed two things.  (A) The Greyskull LP program is highly regarded by many experts, and (B) the science of strength and muscle hypertrophy  has progressed a great deal since I got my fitness instructor certificate about ten years ago.

So I started the program, modified slightly for dumbbells because that’s what I have and I don’t want to spend money and space on barbells.  Results are amazing. Only three weeks in, and I’m already pushing more iron that I ever have before.

Which brings me to another realization.  The “LP” in “Greyskull LP” stands for “Linear Progression” and it’s probably what makes the program so effective.

 

Linear progressions, clipboards, and rigid systems have not been my thing.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m extremely rigid about my workout schedules.  I don’t skip workouts and I repeatedly have to check myself to prevent over-training.  But for many years, at least since this post back in 2013, I have been rolling dice to arrive most aspects of my solo workouts (except for grip strength).  Does that give me good all-around fitness?  Probably.  Does it help prepare me for anything, in true martial arts fashion?  Maybe.  But random workouts cannot  match the consistent gains of progressive, period-ized workout programs (especially when it comes to weight training).

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Bottom line: I recommend a mix of progressive, random and static or maintenance workouts, depending on the goal or goals.  

Here’s what my workout schedule looks like right now.  I’ve added colors and the letters “STA,” “LP” and “RND” or “MIX” after each section so that you can see which ones are which type.  Red blocks are static or maintenance workouts, green are progressive, and yellow are random or mixed.

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I’d be interested in the opinions of other martial artists.  How do you train? In your opinion, am I on the right track or lost in the weeds?

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¹ My understanding is that the program is called the Greyskull (with an “e” instead of an “a” to avoid copyright issues) because it makes you look like He-Man.

Meticulous Esplanandes and Your WOD

nline_nx716nMWvm1r1q5wq_500“Meticulous Esplanades” is an anagram for “Miscellaneous Updates.”  Did you ever play around over at the Internet Anagram Server?  Go check it out.  There you can plug in your name, like say “Robert Evans Mitchell” and get anagrams like, “Beach Introvert Smell” and “Liberals Convert Them.”  You can also have hours of fun browsing the Anagram Hall of Fame where you’ll find hilarious anagrams like,

  • Dormitory = Dirty Room
  • Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
  • Father-in-law = Near halfwit
  • Mel Gibson = Bong smile

No more blah-blah-blah — here are my meticulous esplanades  miscellaneous updates:

  • I’m in editing hell so you’re going to see fewer posts for the next few months. The release date of my next book Cabal Fang: Complete Study Course from Querent to Elder is 9/1 which means it needs to be in the hands of the formatter by 7/1.
  • Sorry, but you’re going to be getting fewer Cabal Fang WODs, and they’re going to contain more of a spiritual component.  In a nutshell:  I’ve been over-training my body and under-training my mind and heart.  So I’m cutting my workout lengths a little while also getting more focused and serious about getting stronger (I’m doing the Greyskull LP, modified for dumbbells).  I’ve also re-adjusted my grip strength program and upped my morning temple rites from 10 to 20 minutes.

Seiza pose without a stool.  You can use a mini stool or put a yoga block between your feet if you like.  Sit another way if you want — whatever works for you.

Your Cabal Fang WOD for today is as follows:

Prayer beads.  This one is ripped directly out of the Cabal Fang book Wisdom of the Raven.  Assume your favorite posture.  I prefer warrior’s pose with a short meditation stool, also called seiza (formal Japanese sitting) or vajrasana pose (yoga) but to each her own.   Take up prayer beads in dominant hand.  Breathe in to about 8 beats.  As you do, silently “say” a prayer of about 15 to 25 words.  I used, “Archangel Barachiel, bless me with the gift of quietude and guide my hand as I finish my book, I pray thee.”  Come up with your own prayer to whatever power you prefer.  If you’re an atheist, pray to an ideal, saying something like “Quietude, please descend upon me now and stay with me the whole day through, I pray thee.”  Hesitate for about 4 beats with lungs full as you pay out one bead from between your fingers.  Then, as you breath out to about 8 beats, say your prayer again.  Hesitate for about 4 beats with lungs empty as you pay out one bead.    Continue until you’ve said your prayer once for every bead on your strand.  One hundred beads should take you 20 or 30 minutes, so you might want to limit this to a half strand (10 or 15 minutes).

 

 

Pre-orders Open on Smashwords!

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This is NOT the final cover. Be on the lookout for a big cover reveal in the next couple of months.  Oh, you WANT a pic of me on the cover as I take an elbow shot to the ear?  Not gonna happen 🙂  

Cabal Fang: Complete Study Course from Querent to Elder is now available for preorder with a release date of 9/1/16.  Price is $5.99 but it goes up to $7.99 on release day.

This is the eBook.   If you want it on iTunes or Nook or whatever, you need to allow a few days for it to show up over there.  Or, if you have your heart set on a paper copy, cool your jets and wait for the announcement.  A paper book will be available around the same time as the eBook.

Why is the release date Sept 1st?  Well I haven’t even taken the pictures yet and there are going to be over a hundred of them, plus I’m still in the editing stage — the hideous, laborious, pain-in-the-neck stage when it stops being fun and all you want to do is BE DONE ALREADY! — so if this blog gets as quiet as a wet and worm-infested tomb you’ll know why, because I’m stuck in the EDITING DUNGEON!

Ahem, uh, sorry.  It’s late.  I’m tired.

I’ll shut up now and hit you with the blurb.  See below.  More updates to come!

ABOUT “CABAL FANG: COMPLETE STUDY COURSE FROM QUERENT TO ELDER”…

“Fully illustrated and truly complete, Cabal Fang Martial Arts: Complete Study Course from Querent to Elder contains everything you need to start learning the world’s most innovative and transformative martial art. Over 100,000 words and 300 pages of never-before-seen martial arts training information. Six books in one! The functional training drills alone — over 100 of them! — are worth the price of admission.

Inside this incredible volume you’ll find Book I: Origin, History, and General Training Guidelines (covering fitness, flexibility and more), Book II: Soma (External Training, including the physical training techniques of Cabal Fang, self-defense, grip strength, body hardening, pain management, etc.), Book III: Pneuma (internal, spiritual training, the Hermetic secrets of Cabal Fang, contemplation, meditation, and pathworking exercises), Book IV: Psyche (philosophy and mindset training), Book V: The Fraternal Path (group training guidelines) and Book VI: The Hermit Path (solo training guidelines).

Open the covers of this remarkable manual and step into the spaces between traditional martial arts and combat sports, Eastern philosophy and Western mysticism. See how Cabal Fang is at once a modern self defense method, a strenuous fitness regimen, a spiritual framework drawing upon the Western esoteric tradition, and a diagram for maximizing human potential.

A seamless blend of the ancient and the modern, the physical and the internal, Cabal Fang is at once a child of the past and the martial art of a new millennium. For all fitness and experience levels — but not the faint of heart.

Cabal Fang is “full context martial arts” — a modern temple mart for a new age.”

Self Destruct Sequence 30:20:62

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Just completed my personal best on the Self Destruct Sequence workout from The Calisthenics Codex — 30:20:62 (that’s thirty minutes and twenty-one seconds in English words and round figures).

Give it a shot and let me know how it goes.  If you’re feeling sassy, shoot a video and post a link in the comments section in The Calisthenics Codex Hall of Fame.

  1. Zombie Squats (50)
  2. Push-ups, diamond (25)
  3. Jump Squats (100)
  4. Bodybuilders (25)
  5. Pikes (25)
  6. Jump Squats, split (50)
  7. Pushups, barrel roll (25)
  8. Bicycles (50 each side)
  9. Burpees (25)
  10. Twisters (25 each side)
  11. Wall Touches (100)
  12. Push-ups, hopping/clapping (25)

The Calisthenics Codex — which has a 5-star ratings on Goodreads and Kobo by the way — is fully illustrated with photos.  Beginners get started with easy routines like “Circle Time” and “Bad Karma” eventually working up to tough challenges like “Gut Check” and “Death March.”  12 workout types.  26 lists of calisthenics with names like “Gym Class Flashback,” “Steampunk Nightmare” and “Self Destruct Sequence” to create one of over 2 million possible workouts!

Home Movies and my Production Schedule

These are the home movies of Betty and Bobby Mitchell who were married for 51 years, from their wedding day in 1957 until Bobby’s passing in 2008.   Betty went to join him in 2016.

Coming in 2018, a novelization of their incredible love story,  written by yours truly.  That’s the third book on my production schedule.  Currently I’m working on the The Complete Cabal Fang Martial Arts Training Manual from Querent to Elder.  After that comes the Hermetic Qabalah Book, tentatively entitled 358: The Abraxas Point.

Once those two are done, Mom and Dad’s love story is up to bat.  The working title has always been Mitchell Men’s Breakfast.  The plan is to have each chapter open with one of our famous breakfasts, chocked full of bawdy and hilarious talk, and then follow Pop home to his married life and his reminiscences of the past.

My wife says I shouldn’t self-publish this one, that it has the potential to get picked up by a gen-yoo- wine publishing house.  It does sound like a real honey, doesn’t it?  It might be worth all the query letters and rejection slips, but I don’t know.  We’ll see.

In the meantime, here are Mom and Dad’s home movies, all Super-8 so there’s no sound.  If you’re a relative of mine and you object to these being up on the web, or if you object to being fictionalized (in a wholly positive way, of course!) in the forthcoming book, please just drop me a line and let me know.  I’ll I’ll edit you out of these movies and/or dis-include your characters from the book.

Without further preamble here are the movies.  Keep your eyes open for the Apollo 11 Moon landing.  Enjoy. [Updated 3/27/16: Two more videos added, #4 and #5]

Grip Strength Training Dos and Don’ts

“Patience Grasshopper, sit here and talk with me a moment before I pass on the knowledge which you seek…”

Grip Training Tools. Clockwise from upper left: Big roller (2" PVC), Yo-yo roller, Small roller (broomstick), 1" x 4" roller. Center: Captains of Crush grippers by Ironmind

Grip Training Tools. Clockwise from upper left: Big roller (2″ PVC), Yo-yo roller, Small roller (broomstick), 1″ x 4″ roller. Center: Captains of Crush grippers by Ironmind

Okay, that’s an exaggeration.  I’m no Master Po or Master Kan when it comes to grip strength.  But I do know a thing or two, as evidenced by all of my prior posts.  I’ve tried gripper regimens.  I’ve tried rollers, yo-yos, and pinch block programs.  I’ve tried them in unison and I’ve blown out my elbows.

Now,  after a two-and-a-half of years of very careful training and rehab work, I’m almost back to the level of grip strength I had back in 2010 when I was at my peak, right before the aforementioned episode of medial epicondylitis.

Am I super strong?  No.  But I do have far above average grip strength (about 130 lbs of raw squeeze) and believe me when I say that I know where the bodies are buried.  Here’s what I’ve learned so far.

GRIP STRENGTH DOS AND DON’TS

  • Train grip strength no more than 15 minutes three times per week.  Under no circumstances put a grip tool in your car or at your desk and work it multiple times per day.  Unless of course you hate your tendons and crave deep suffering.
  • When training with grippers, restrict sessions to 50 reps per hand.  If your routine takes only 10 minutes and you want to train 5 more minutes, do something else, like some broomstick rolling, towel Pull-ups, etc.
  • Two or three times per week, on non-training days, complete a 15 minute grip health session.  Stretch and use rubber bands.  I like the Ironmind Expand-Your-Hand-Bands.
  • Tendinitis is a stealth disorder, so watch out. If you experience pain in the tendons of your elbows, especially at or near the inside or outside elbow “points,” stop training and see your doctor.  The early symptoms of tendinitis will be minor tendon paid at the beginning of a workout which quickly dissipates after a few minutes of exercise.  If you don’t stop, within a couple of weeks you won’t be able to open a door knob without discomfort.  Keep going after that point, and you will need serious rehab.

And now, here’s my routine now that I’m healthy.

MY CURRENT GRIP TRAINING REGIMEN

GRIP STRENGTH EXERCISES (Monday/Wednesday/Friday)

  • Set timer for 15 minutes.
  • 6 gripper sets.  Rest 30 secs between sets.  Start with an easy gripper and do 10 reps. Step up each time you can do 10 reps.  If you can’t do 10, stay there until you’ve done 6 sets.  If you don’t get 5 reps on the last set, do controlled negatives to reach 5 reps (get the gripper shut with both hands and slowly release).  Thus your sets should resemble something like 10, 10, 8, 5, 3, 3 + 2 negs. (I use Ironmind Captains of Crush ®  grippers)
  • Fun-time.  If there is time left on the 15 minute clock, you may play with other grip tools, do Pull-ups, sledge hammer levers, Ninja Finger-walk, etc. until the timer beeps but no longer.

GRIP HEALTH EXERCISES (Tuesday/Thursday)

  • Rubber ball: Squeeze ball and hold for 5 seconds.  2 sets of 15 per side (~5 mins)
  • Finger extensions: Place rubber band around fingertips and spread fingers.  3 sets of 15 per side (~3 mins)
  • Elbow bent: With left elbow at 90 near left hip, use right hand to bend left wrist up and down far as you can without holding.  Switch sides.  Do 2 sets of 15 per side (~2 mins)
  • Elbow straight: Straighten arm with elbow locked and palm down.  Pull fingers down and back with other hand.  Hold for 30 seconds.  Switch and repeat for a total of 3 sets per side.  Now straighten arm palm up.  Pull fingers down and back.  Hold for 30 seconds.  Switch and repeat for a total of 3 sets (~3 mins).

 

 

Courage, the Science of Stress, and Martial Bonding

“When you choose to view your stress response as helpful, you create the biology of courage.”  ~Kelly MgGonigal

This popular TED talk has powerful implications for martial artists.  One of its important points is that Oxytocin — the so-called “hug hormone” — is actually a stress hormone.  It helps protect the heart from the damaging effects of stress and encourages bonding with others during difficult times.

Could this be why the martial arts are such powerful bonding experiences?  This is a must-see for martial artists:

 

Hermetica Review, News, and Your WOD

Last night I finished one of the best books I’ve read in recent memory.  Hermetica: The Greek Corpus Hermeticum and the Latin Asclepius in a New English Translation, with Notes and Introduction by Brian P. Copenhaver is the definitive translation of the Corpus Hermeticum, and  must read for any serious student of religion, mysticism, magic or philosophy.  Read my Goodreads review here, then go buy a copy here.

And today I hit a milestone — 2,000 book downloads!  I can’t believe that my stuff is this popular.  I mean, I can believe it.  It’s kind of a fact, and why shouldn’t I be able to attract 2,000 downloads?  I work hard and I take my craft seriously.  It’s just that, even if you assume some people have read more than one of my titles, there must be something like a thousand people reading my books.  No, it’s not that it’s unbelievable exactly, it just makes me a little woozy to be out in front of that many people.  And it makes me happy.  So I just want to say thanks to my readers for…

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Now here’s your Cabal Fang WOD.  You’re going to hate me for this one — when you get done you’ll be panting like a Labrador at a tennis ball chasing contest!

  • PTDICE: AMSAYC in 10 mins of 4 Hop/Clap Push-ups and 8 Jump Squats (I got 18 sets).
  • Rest 1 minute and then complete Grappling Conditioner #1 (If you’re unfamiliar, details here)
  • Rest 1 minute and then Bike or Run 6 x 3:00/1:00 (pace for the 3:00, sprint for the 1:00).

 

 

 

 

Candidate Net Worth Data and Your WOD

A flaming black hourglass. The hourglass symbol is an important one in Cabal Fang. Dig it.

Before your Cabal Fang WOD, some data for your consideration.

Estimated Net Worth of US Presidential Hopefuls:

  1. Trump $3,500,000,000.00
  2. Fiorina $59,000,000.00
  3. Bush $21,000,000.00
  4. Kasich $15,500,000.00
  5. Clinton $15,300,000.00
  6. Huckabee $15,000,000.00
  7. Carson $13,500,000.00
  8. Cruz $3,000,000.00
  9. Paul $1,300,000.00
  10. Rubio $443,509.00
  11. Sanders $330,507.00

Those in BOLD are still, theoretically at least, in the race.  Front-runners in BOLD RED.  Compiled from a variety of sources.  What this data means, well, that’s for you to decide.

Now for your three-part Cabal Fang WOD (this should take you about 40 minutes if you maintain focus):

  1. Dumbbells: 6 x 8 of Kung Fu Curls, Bent Rows, Rear Lunges
  2. Ground-fighting Conditioner #4 (details here)
  3. Heavy Bag Strike Count Drill (details here): Complete this twice — once with punches only and then again with kicks only.